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Now that the #Elections2026 is basically done, it's time to get ready for #BlackFriday where they increase the price of products and then put a discount on them that puts them at or above the price it is today.
I thought I could see the future, but it turned out I was just drunk and fighting a racoon.
This guy, though, he might be able to...without the racoon.
1. Convince Roy Cooper to run in NC
2. Finally unseat Susan Collins in Maine
3. Hope Sherrod Brown can pull off a comeback in Ohio
4. Somehow win Texas? Get Peltola to run in Alaska? 🤷♂️
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So...who is gonna yank me off in a playhouse now? Fucking liberals don't know what they just took from me.
#Elections2026 #Election2026
Ah, man. I totally forgot about twitter.
Anything cool going on today?
#Elections2026 #ElectionDay
How come nobody is talking about how America is 100% gonna dominate the 2028 Olympics in Mental Gymnastics? MAGA with Iran blaming Biden for it is gonna get us gold!
Hit me up on the blue lines as soundsaboutleft
My brother is on there shadowboxing hobos. It's gonna get weirdddddd
Hey, older people. If it makes you feel any better about Gen Z being way more conservative then Millennials, just remember they're the fucking idiots who have to deal with all the shit Boomers caused LOL
BREAKING NEWS: AMERICA STILL FILLED WITH RACIST ASSHOLES WHO WILL VOTE FOR A RAPIST TRAITOR BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE AND GAY PEOPLE EXIST.
I mean Trump has a good chance of winning. If so, congrats MAGA. Your racism and voting against self interest would allow a rapist traitor become president again in order to make your life worse because brown people are scarrrrryyyy.
Here soon we find out how racist white women are...again.
"Sure, they're taking body autonomy, but a black person walked down my street the other day."
I hate the fact that the future of this country relies upon people not being awful pieces of shit even though so many prove that they are just the worst.
Just remember. When MAGA says they want to “take their country back” and “make it great again,” it’s code for “We want to drag it back to when it was racist, sexist, and homophobic as fuck.”
Man, being a Trumper is so easy. If your guy wins, you get to smugly brag a rapist is now president because of you. If you lose? You get a better country.
Win-Win for those sacks of shit.
There legit are people right now going. "Hmm, I don't like Kamala not being perfect and I don't like the fact Trump is a sexist, racist, xenophobic traitorous convict felon who dabbles in rape. Just so hard to choose."
Seriously, go fuck yourself.
So sayeth God
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