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JJM

@SouthernSmoke89

I’m just Jordan’s daddy. alumnus of Bethune-Cookman University. I just tweet to entertain. Go birds 🏆 🏆

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Joined June 2010
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not my ministry.
Big Daddy (@_B1G_D4DDY) profile pictureBig Daddy
@_B1G_D4DDY4h
Ugly hoes could be the move.
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DIMES@Diimees_10h
we really used to match 5$ for one blunt & be smacked all day
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The most discussed dead man ever besides MJ
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 (@SaycheeseDGTL) profile pictureSAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
@SaycheeseDGTLNov 6
6 years ago today, King Von passed away. (2020)
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My homegirl been Single for 3 years, all she talks about is how bad she need a man but is totally against even making a page on the dating apps
ruva🌼 (@ruviexo) profile pictureruva🌼@ruviexo13h
Although I met my partner in person but my hot take is if you are looking for a relationship & are serious about finding someone, ignoring the place where the majority of people are finding people is kicking yourself in the foot
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Kiro (@KiroBlxck) profile picture
Kiro@KiroBlxck18h
It isn’t coincidence that the group performing the worst economically are most obsessed with appearing rich for strangers online. No other community would even think of this as a meaningful conversation to have. I just want us to be able to see ourselves more clearly. Sigh
Mr. Black Truck Jody (@DVDJXX) profile pictureMr. Black Truck Jody
@DVDJXXNov 6
Without saying I’m pandering…Can I ask what’s wrong with spending an extra $100-$200 on a Black truck for the night ? Even a Uber Black? You gon spend $120 on a uber anyway Black GMC for 3 hours gon be $225 + tip what’s the issue ? Shit uber Black there and back gon be $180
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A masculine woman is not a woman for me☝️
SADDEST 📿❤️🦅 (@Saddest1972) profile pictureSADDEST 📿❤️🦅
@Saddest1972Nov 6
i love overly feminine women that shit so sexy
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Looked at him and said, “My nigga.” 💯
Gaming NextDoor (@GamingNextDoor) profile pictureGaming NextDoor
@GamingNextDoorNov 6
Vegeta's reaction seeing Goku in Saiyan armor.
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niggas can’t out stunt me when it come to deez fuckin cars nigga! Belieee dat!
Wayno (@Wayno119) profile pictureWayno
@Wayno11923h
Yo I ain’t gon lie Numba 1 Stunna Top shit talkin songs all fuckin time!
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This app is some bullshit but you can’t get these jokes on any other social media platform. Mfs on here witty af
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Replying to @RoyIsThaTruth
Your kids exist to keep you humble 😁
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dog I was bout to be soooo mad😭
Richard Johnson (@RichJohnsonNFL) profile pictureRichard Johnson
@RichJohnsonNFLNov 6
The #Eagles are signing free agent RB Boston Scott ahead of their matchup against the #Giants on Sunday.
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They’ve been told their whole life they’re the table and they don’t have to compete for no man 😂
Coach Alpha Dawg Greg (@CoachDawg34) profile pictureCoach Alpha Dawg Greg
@CoachDawg34Nov 6
You want a successful and attractive man just like every other woman on the planet… lol you don’t think you have to constantly compete?????
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paid my last 3 whips in cash for this reason lol I hated making that payment every month so bad
🫵🏿 (@DaveClegane) profile picture🫵🏿@DaveCleganeNov 6
Having a car note is really something you do once in adulthood and then never again lol
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at all!
Gyal Ripken Jr (@BigBichote) profile pictureGyal Ripken Jr
@BigBichoteNov 6
Having sex on the first night does not make you a whore to me. Making me wait for coochie, does not make me appreciate it more either lol
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Incredible debut performance
Bob Manager (@OfficiaBob) profile pictureBob Manager
@OfficiaBobNov 6
For this to be Carlton first body is insane!!!
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Don’t nobody beef with his offspring like Omari
PAULO (@pauloostead) profile picturePAULO@pauloosteadNov 4
Omari Hardwick bruh 😶
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I don’t think that’s why d low
WILD INTERNET (@InternetWildN) profile pictureWILD INTERNET
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Bossman Dlow shared since he started using ozempic and working out and stop drinking and smoking rappers don’t want to hang with him anymore. He’s been struggling to get rap friends and collabs 😬 “They think I’m a square now”
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the good brother Nuri Muhammad talkin bout black men should still love and protect our women even if they dont respect us lmao brother I think not
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LMAOOOOOOOOO
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Biri♛ (@numeroun0_) profile pictureBiri♛
@numeroun0_Nov 4
Black truck, sexy dinner, CRAZY CHEMISTRY, touchy feeeelllyyyyyy tipsy & smiling all night. >> 😉
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This popped up on Netflix the other night and I couldn't help but laugh. RIP Patrice Oneal
Netflix NL (@NetflixNL) profile pictureNetflix NL
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In 2005 verdween de 18-jarige Natalee Holloway op Aruba en kwam ze nooit meer thuis. Ruim 20 jaar later vertelt haar moeder Beth voor het eerst het hele verhaal. 🎥 Taken: Natalee Holloway
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