SpaceForce Adventures

Deflecting asteroids. Blasting aliens. Nuking mimes from orbit. Protecting humanity from our secret base on the moon. #SpaceForceAdventures is go!

"You said my Nintendo DS was outdated, Bill, well check this Mario Kart score. Who's outdated now, Bill? Who's outdated now?" #SpaceForceAdventures

"Now listen when I play it backwards, it says 'Turn me on dead man', plain as day." #SpaceForceAdventures

"Ugh, these are so boring. I hope my new Victoria's Secret catalog is on the next shuttle." #SpaceForceAdventures

"The zero-G scooter is on the ceiling again, can someone help me get it down, please?" #SpaceForceAdventures

"R-e-e-e-a-a-l funny sending me out to shovel the snow off of the landing platform, Stan. WE'RE ON THE MOON!!!" "Hee hee!" #SpaceForceAdventures

"Is this Fitbit even working? I KNOW I got more steps between Ops and the shuttle bay than this." #SpaceForceAdventures

"This is so embarrassing, I can't believe that I got the Magic Mike dvd stuck in the drive again." #SpaceForceAdventures

"No we're not stopping, Gary, we'll be late for the rendezvous. I TOLD you to go when we were at the gas station." #SpaceForceAdventures

"Boy, if I ever find out what idiot designed this moonbase with ONE ladies room a quarter of a mile from the Control Center I'm really going to give him a piece of my mind." #SpaceForceAdventures

"They see me rollin' They hatin' '" #SpaceForceAdventures

"Honestly, I thought SpaceForce would have better health insurance." #SpaceForceAdventures

Well people, the break room coffee pot was left empty yet again. Now I swear, I don't care if we stand here all day, I WILL find out who is responsible. #SpaceForceAdventures

"Hey guys, I just found one of those hypergolic fuel cell things, aren't they ridiculously unstable at room temperature?" #SpaceForceAdventures

"I'm you, Stan! I'm you from the future with an important warning! DO NOT buy the extended warranties! It's a scam! You will never use one! Save our future Stan!" #SpaceForceAdventures

"Will the pilot of a blue and white Lunar Transfer Vehicle please report to Landing Platform 3, your lights are on." #SpaceForceAdventures

"Yes, I've rebooted it...twice...yes...yes, I shut it completely down...did I reconfigure the what?...I already told you that I rebooted it...no, don't put me back on hold...don't put me..." #SpaceForceAdventures

"If this is San Diego then I'm a prima ballerina...I swear this is the last time I use MapQuest." #SpaceForceAdventures

"My God, Patti, look at it. Have you ever seen such a magnificent piece of technology? It even has that thingy for foaming the milk!" #SpaceForceAdventures

"No mom, I'm still not dating anyone...no..I...mom...oh, please don't start in on the grandchildren thing again...mom...mom, I have to get back to work..." #SpaceForceAdventures