Spacemanspiff1998

I got the flu and legitimately shit myself. The absurdity of a 28 year old man shitting himself because he trusted a fart makes me laugh every time I think about it. I played DSYP Irl and lost

BREAKING: Poliwave removes Greg Abbott's picture as the Governor has been *ERASED* from existence for failing to secure Texas for the republican party!

Canadian parents when you tell them to not insert poppy pins inside their child's Halloween candy for internet attention

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I;m going to dillbert 3 myself. #wow #WOAH

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George Willig when he hears about the worst terrorist attack in history:

The Chud Empire when they encounter Master Sergeant Progressive Force from the history

Los Angeles Police Department: "The LAPD serves The City of Los Angeles one of the most diverse and inclusive cities in the country. The LAPD actively recruits in all communities throughout the state. 🥰" Lo$ AngeleSS KKKlantry ᛋᛋheilriff'SS Department:

They're playing the 2010 white girl bops *especially* loud in the student pub to annoy me specifically

Easiest gigaquote on earth

If this happened In ancient times they would see it as a sign from the gods and boil him alive

I just realized that The Count of Monte Cristo is not a male revenge fantasy book it's THE male revenge fantasy book

I found this image of Normal Schwarzkopf jr. where he looks like a joyjak

I'm convinced my school doesn't actually have ranch dressing at the student pub they just take half the blue cheese cups and write an "R" on the lid

Karl Marx when engels "forgets" to pay his rent

"Kiff! We have found prisoners! Inform the men!" #arma3 #armatography

Two lesbians going at it during their time of the month, call that shit yuriod

***SIIIPPP*** "BACK IN MY DAY "REPUBLI-*CANT*" WAS A POLTICAL PARTY NOT A BUNCH OF PUSSIES IN STAR DESTROYERS