Local Berkshire news is really taking the piss now

Should have stayed at Spurs #BallonDor

Not sure why they have to be frozen

Funny (not the sexual assault bit)

The Paddy Power twitter account is like that annoying bloke in the pub making lame jokes all the way through the game.

Has anyone seen Jason Cundy and his stupid face masks #coys

15th in the league now #coys

With the Chelsea game on the horizon, tonight's game feels pivotal to our season. #coys

Love Naked and Afraid. Watched so much of it I reckon I could survive for years with nothing but a big knife.

Someone's trying to tell me something

Just got asked if I get the flu jab for free at my age. Heads are going to roll

Smashing life

Sad to see so many believe this whole Russell Brand case is a stitch up rather than choosing to believe the victims

Do we get a trophy for this?

Just said out loud ‘all music sounds the same these days’ … old age has hit hard and fast.

We’re 18th boys not bottom anymore. Spurs are back! #coys #thfc

If we had a competent striker we’d be 3 nil up #coys

Need a win tomorrow. Sick of the ‘banter’ #coys

Crazy how much outcry there is about this Somalian woman becoming MP for Holborn when there are already over 20 foreign born MPs (16 of which are Labour) making decisions about our countries future. Don’t hate the player hate the game.

Anybody else eating cat food today - Iams