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What is going on in the Big Ten?
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🚨🚨NYK Shirt Giveaway! 🚨🚨 RT & Follow to enter. QT your favorite for an added entry. Winner announced tomorrow.
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For the record, Mendoza had a worse stat line at Iowa last year than Hoover did at Nebraska this year. Mendoza threw a pick in that game as well. Also Nebraska should have and should still be ranked. Obviously. #iufb
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For the cream & crimson.
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I remember watching this on my phone at a New York City bar because they had no interest playing it on TV
Just 4 years ago..... -Bazelak threw 55 passes -Donaven McCulley was a sophomore -IU tied it with under a minute in the 4th -Chuck Campbell kicked a walk off 51 yarder in OT for the win Indiana is a 44.5 point favorite on Saturday #iufb
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A shocker today as FCS (previously 1-AA) team Southern Illinois has defeated Indiana 35-28 in Bloomington. Another embarrassment for one of college footballs worst programs. Games like this make you wonder if Indiana should call it quits for football and focus on basketball.
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I know of a certain UCLA student that is more qualified than any Tiramisu World Cup Judge has ever been
The Tiramisu World Cup is looking for 130 taste testers to judge this year's competition You'll need to pass a 15-question test to be selected
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The Rugrats movie got this HEATER from Mya, Mase & Blackstreet produced by Teddy Riley
This was for the fuckin Nutty Professor 2 soundtrack lol
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I’m so exhausted by this SEC vs Big Ten debate, can we just put them in a 12 team playoff and let them decide who is the best.
The fact that Purdue is listed as a “Notable Game” during this rant is peak Big 10 😭
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Ha ha ha BRIT-TA-NY can I get a kiss on the cheek?
jesus christ of nazareth they made alvin look like corbin from love island #NotMyGoat #DeleteTheWholeMovie
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The cream & crimson are up for three @ESPYS ‼️ Vote now 🗳️: espys.votenow.tv/best-team
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BREAKING: Four-Star LB Jalaythan Mayfield has Committed to Indiana, he tells me for @Rivals The 6’2 235 LB chose the Hoosiers over Georgia and Miami “In Bloomington, we win. Google it!” on3.com/rivals/jalaythan-may…
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Nike drops a new spot for NBA Champion Jalen Brunson 🗽🏆 🎥: @nikebasketball
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FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙
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Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Hoosiers and Knicks in 25-26 I’ll never die!
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If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG
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