Woah, #thesurreallife is anything but surreal! I've teared up like 5 different times in 3 episodes. Wow...
Listen...I have recently obtained the ability to say no to people, and I fucking love that shit. #mentalhealth #ptsd #bpd #gototherapy #mentalillness
You know you are in your 30s when you have tums for breakfast #millennial
I have upgraded my coffee snob status to: only approves of 75% or higher Hawaiian coffee beans for a hot brew 💅 #hawaii #konacoffee #maui #oahu #coffeesnob #coffeebitch #formerbarista #coffeealways #coffee
Reading my old tweets 🥲 baby jamie was so sweet, naive, silly, emotional #nostalgia
For once a Monday was the best friggin day. So I thought it was going to be a great week....Tuesday...you fucking sucked. Hump day...I'm counting on you. 🙏
I wish I knew then what I know now and never watched Cafe Society. It was a shit ass movie anyways. #AllenVFarrow Woody Allen is no hero...he is a child molester and groomer #metoo I believe you and my heart is with you, @RealDylanFarrow
#GenZ get a grip on some history: The Greatest gen, late #boomers, #GenX and #millenials all dabbled with middle parts before you...'20s, '70s, '90s
#NewYear #resolutions 1. Lose weight 2. No buy 3. Tweet more
Note to self: add kraft single to kraft mac n cheese. #gamechanger
Back on my game: teen dramas and red wine. Thanks @netflix 👌
Honestly, plastic wine glasses are the best purchase I've ever made. #wino #boozy #notanalcholic #dontjudgeme
