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If you ain't down with fractals, I feel bad for you, son I've got 99 problems, and 99 smaller problems inside of each one – at Boston, MA
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loggin tf on
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Police will be like "you can't ride a bike without a light, it's unsafe," and then murder you.
Eric Wayne Baker was traffic-stopped by Phoenix PD for riding a bicycle without a front light, assaulted during rough arrest, tasered multiple times and restrained until he died during arrest. Eric Wayne Baker Age: 52 Gender: Male Race: White Date: 04/04/2026 Location: Buena Apartments, 1400 block of W. Dobson Road / University Drive and Dobson Road City: Mesa County: Maricopa State: Arizona Agency: Mesa Police Department Officer(s): Not Disclosed Cause of Death: Taser Event: Died after police foot pursuit, physical restraint and multiple Taser deployments during traffic stop for riding bicycle without front light On 04/04/2026 at approximately 8:30 p.m., Mesa Police Department officers saw 52-year-old Eric Wayne Baker riding a bicycle near University Drive and Dobson Road. Police said the bicycle lacked a required front light. Officers activated emergency lights and sirens, and Baker continued west on University Drive before entering the Buena Apartments. Two officers pursued him on foot while a third drove around the complex. Baker crashed his bicycle onto a concrete walkway. Police said Baker pulled away, would not give officers his hands, attempted to get up and kicked at officers as they tried to arrest him. During the approximately one-minute-and-35-second struggle, officers physically struck Baker and deployed Tasers multiple times. Three officers eventually handcuffed him. Police also learned Baker had an active felony warrant related to a probation revocation. Bystander video presents a disputed view of the struggle. The recording shows three officers restraining Baker on the ground. Baker's face appears bloodied, and he can repeatedly be heard saying that he cannot breathe. A witness told ABC15 that Baker was not fighting officers but was pleading for help. Baker's daughter, Charlee Baker, later disputed the police account that her father assaulted an officer. Police said approximately 45 seconds after Baker was handcuffed, officers moved him onto his side. About 40 seconds later they requested an expedited medical response. Police said Baker continued yelling, kicking and moving on the ground, and responding medical personnel were initially unable to obtain his vital signs because of his movement. Baker was placed in an ambulance for transport to a hospital. He became unresponsive during transport. Resuscitation efforts were begun, but he died. Baker's family retained civil-rights attorney Benjamin Taylor and questioned the amount of force used during an encounter that began with a bicycle-light violation. Three months after Baker's death, the Maricopa County Medical Examiner's autopsy findings had still not been released. The Maricopa County Attorney's Office currently lists Baker's in-custody death investigation as “Awaiting submittal,” with Mesa Police Department as the investigating agency. The three involved officers were placed on 40 hours of critical-incident leave and later returned to duty. Mesa Police did not refer the death to an outside agency, stating that it did not meet the East Valley Critical Incident Response Team's criteria. The department's Critical Incident Review Board, including Internal Affairs and Training Division personnel, is reviewing the incident. Weapon(s): None reported. SOURCE LINKS: azfamily.com/2026/04/07/mesa… azfamily.com/2026/04/06/man-… abc15.com/news/region-southe… abc15.com/news/region-southe… abc15.com/news/region-southe… abc15.com/news/region-southe… fox10phoenix.com/news/man-di… kjzz.org/kjzz-news/2026-04-0… maricopacountyattorney.org/5… univision.com/local/arizona-…
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I made the horrible mistake of dipping a tiny teaspoon into some greek honey I got just to “taste” it. Now I know what heaven tastes like and I’m screwed.
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Cretan honey, to be precise. I’m now a Cretan.
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Can ICE please deport Vivek Ramaswamy & his horrible pompadour weave straight to depths of hell? What a POS. Parading out a terrible mother who chose her husband over her 12 yr old daughter that husband was INDICTED for raping. Amy Acton is about to be the next Governor of Ohio.
“It is an ad from our campaign,” Vivek Ramaswamy, the Republican nominee for Ohio governor, told reporters after a town hall Tuesday evening. The ad features his opponent's estranged mother urging people not to vote for her. CNN's Lauren Fox has the details.
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Jaime West tells Piers Morgan that her next door neighbor just graduated high school and enlisted in the Marines and may get shipped off to die in an illegal war so people need to get off her nuts about drinking a few Coor’s Lights before an interview
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Holding a baguette like a lethal weapon in the middle of a riot is the most French thing to ever happen
パリの暴動の写真の中にバゲット持ってる奴いて大笑いした
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Between the Air Force guy plummeting from the roof of the Astrodome and the priest getting killed by the falling crucifix it was not a great weekend for subtlety or not accidentally viewing snuff films
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Round 1, round 2. Trying to do some skill development at a very late age. 😂 I finally have an oven of my own I’m gonna figure this out!
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Oh hell yea, I’m gonna make it to thanksgiving at this rate.
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To be clear, the only reason I was able to reach Heidi was because young Palestinians provided cover with rocks against machine-gun- and tear-gas-wielding settlers and soldiers. It’s those kids, not the settler terrorists, who the IDF was hunting after the attack.
This is @infinite_jaz rushing to help Heidi under fire from Israeli settlers slings
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i would die for my country autumn in massachusetts
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Rare AI W
BREAKING: Palantir’s CTO says some AI researchers are now smoking cigarettes because they expect AI to eventually cure cancer.
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Apparently a musical called "The Tuneabomber" is coming to Somerville next month and I have never bought a ticket to anything so fast in my life.
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I always freak out whenever a woman tells me she has an IUD because in 2004 my Humvee hit one in Iraq and my platoon leader was killed
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This response to Kelly Clarkson’s post will be studied by communications professionals for years. I give it an A+
Just drove all the way to Brooklyn to check out this store I thought looked really rad and had a few things in mind to buy and literally was looked at as if I couldn’t afford it and was told he could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude. You’re an idiot and just lost a huge sale. But y’all should go check out Art of Play in Brooklyn if you enjoy being treated like Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman. For sure, check it out 👎
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Watched “Age of Disclosure” and “Disclosure Day” this weekend and I’m texting my sci-fi Dad like “I want to see a UFO. How come we haven’t seen a UFO yet?” 🛸
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THE PRIMUS SHIRT.
Here's a close-up version of the goddamn champ who disrupted Trump's Syracuse rally, gave the president both middle fingers, and told the crowd off as they pulled her out of the venue. Sidebar: 🖕🏻Play the video at half speed for optimal peak viewing enjoyment.🖕🏻
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Punk band Gottlieb release 10 hour Hanoi Hannah style audio to break state forces at protests.
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