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I make stuff for you to enjoy. Real pneumatic reaching for gnosis.

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Joined April 2022
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I think now is a good time to announce my next Art Project
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Nothernlion is lowk a psychopath, He will tell you how futile existence is and how everything is doomed to become as if it never existed, and in the same breath make a tier list of mm length for shaving your testicles.
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"Alright, listen, buddy, my grandma, haven't seen her in a while, probally never will, but you see, if you shave it clean, you risk ingrown hairs and rashes, if you trim it, nobody has to deal with long hairs in their mouth, and I'm sure as hell won't give my balls a spa daily"
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He would call the tier list "the Trim Sheet" to piss off artists lmao
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idk if other people do that for sound, but I like to use a literally tts to check if the sounds play, easier to notice a bug or something not playing. #gamedev
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The downside, of course, is that the entire testing period feels like this
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It took you guys 5 years to find the Skyrim bimbo/himbo shitposts all the gays made in 2021 lmao
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I weirdly like how it looks like a shovelware 3DS game #gamedev
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People are creating posts with the sole intention of getting giga-quoted.
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Submitted by @SpolchenDev
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Someone asked if this is real Yes it is inside Roblox I basically ported an old Godot project into it. Which is why it's a bit scuffed The Levels are similarly structured to how Puzzle Script does it, each action acts as a transaction that needs to be confirmed by the server
Why does a rage game have Sokoban?
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I obviously have no clue what the code of the Order of the Sinking Star looks like, but I do wonder if Jonathan Blow made the same structural decisions I've made. Kinda like Convergent Evolution leading always to crabs lol
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Does anyone actually know a way to deal with the crush dread you feel once you are completely aware that you exist and completely stuck in this predicament without any concise answers that aren't tbh, copes, Or is tanking it really the only meta strat?
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You may not know this due to your younger age, but every online community needs a silly troll like Anomaly. Similar to Jschlatt, they exist to remind you it really isn't that deep and you should enjoy yourself, instead of malding over Minecraft lmao
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They say if you look in the mirror and say: "AI IS BAD AI IS BAD AI IS BAD" Tim Sweeney appears.
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He is still here, even on the new ssd
For years this thing was in my 3D folder
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Sᴘᴏʟᴄʜᴇɴ retweeted
Just saw a video of a shrimp digging in their butt
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We had a solution for decades btw
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Why does a rage game have Sokoban?
the game is released.. go play it my army roblox.com/games/11310836970…
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You unlock it by beating it from start to finish without dying, and giving it a like and favorite.
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