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It's that time of the year again!
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"But SpongeBob, it's November! At least wait until after Thanksgiving!!" FUCK THANKSGIVING
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on halloween night, ghost and ghouls have to wrok extra hard to make your nightmares come true!
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Happy Halloween! In celebration, I will be hosting a concert in 1 hour! Make sure to attend!
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OOOOOO AHHHHH!!! I AM THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!!!
BREAKING NEWS: The Krusty Krab is hosting a Halloween party tonight!
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BREAKING NEWS: The Krusty Krab is hosting a Halloween party tonight!
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You said number 11!!!!
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Hold up. They can still work me after they die? Goodbye employee health insurance argagagagaga
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Me when I’m dead
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I hate my boss and my job!
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Take the money and run, Squidward!
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i am happiest when i am with u <3
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I can’t go to sleep unless I get tucked in
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Hawk tuah... *sigh* I hate brownies and cookies with my acquaintance Perch Perkins, who cares to put the dunce cap on reading a new Book Come Home America!
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THERE'S KILLER KRABBY PATTIES EVERYWHERE!!
24 hours of cooking Krabby Patties? I get to keep working and working and working without ever having to go home! I must be dreaming!
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🚨BREAKING: hundreds of fish are rioting in parts of Bikini Bottom due to lack of council activity. They are attacking and destroying property all over Bikini Bottom. The BBPD has mandated curfews in certain areas where the riots are being taken place.
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I swear to Neptune it wasn't my fault this time.
🚨BREAKING: hundreds of fish are rioting in parts of Bikini Bottom due to lack of council activity. They are attacking and destroying property all over Bikini Bottom. The BBPD has mandated curfews in certain areas where the riots are being taken place.
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