RIP Dame Esther Rantzen will always associate you with sausages re-that dog 🤭🙏

We have more chance of pulling a hair out of our arse with a boxing glove on Than beating Spain tonight 😉

At least we can now concentrate on not being in Europe 🙄

Not sure who the bloke on the right is But that’s definitely Pastor Duchie on the left hand side 🤔

Maradona's 'Hand of God' ball sells for £2.5m. Peter Shilton was going to bid but couldn’t get his hand up high enough.

Liverpool v Tottenham Next round Carabao Cup Gakpo to score the winner But for who?🤔

Watching all the replays tonight, how many goalkeepers nowadays just parry/push balls away, what happened to the fundamental rule of goalkeeping Catch and hold on to the fucking ball 😩🙄

Pulled out a nose hair today to see if it hurt... Judging by the reaction of my Mrs asleep next to me on the settee it seems pretty painful!🥴

I was just thinking: My mouth waters when I smell steak cooking. I wonder if the same thing happens when vegans mow the lawn🤔

I’m surprised the Corned Beef munching diving bastards didn’t tackle Donald Trump 🤔

Everyone thought it’ll be a nothing game, for me it’s been the most entertaining game of all, and not just saying it coz I’m a Spurs supporter but Djed Spence has been a revelation ⚽️🍺👏👏👏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍

England Special Edition shirt fo match v Argentina ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👍

And to cheer the Argies up,here’s another photo of the Belgrano 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Almost home Norway keep it going 👋👋👍

Take a bow, Arthur Fery Wimbledon Semi - Final 👏👏👏👏🥳👍