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Joined June 2009
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Girls don’t want flowers. They want a perfectly toasted slice of bread, oozing with butter and spread with Marmite.
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pls don’t jump me but what’s the real reason yall won’t get married but be quick to have a baby when that’s an even bigger commitment than the marriage???
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Lauren Gladwin retweeted
According to the Met Office April has been ‘warmer than average’ Is everyone at the Met Office pissed? Warmer than what average? The average temperature of a polar bears ball bag?
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if you ever met me on a night i mixed my liquors, i’m so sorry fr
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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p
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have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???
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I do not feel my age at all lmao i feel like i should be more … adulty .. but im very much not 😭 - just a very silly gworl
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I’d find some spare throat in the back for this
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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.
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Lauren Gladwin retweeted
CAN WE BRING GOLDENBALLS BACK PLEASE
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Welcome to…LEGO Animal Crossing! #AnimalCrossing #LEGO #Nintendo
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I don’t understand why people are so snobby about others reading books on their phones. Yes, I prefer a lovely paperback I can feel the weight of in my hand, but I would read a book on my watch if I had no other option. There are no rules for reading #JustRead
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“British strawberries cost more” “it’s the only way we can market affordable strawberries in todays climate”- stop selling rubbish, polytunnel strawberries all year round and embrace what we do best- quality seasonal veg. Maybe invest in it and make a thing of it, with reasoning.
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This thread is packed with the most awful, disdainful language around pricing in a sector that is literally crippled. It underlines the utter unwillingness of the general public to grasp that restaurants don’t exist simply to gouge their customers. Honestly, let’s all just shut.
🍔🍝People who enjoy eating out. Where/what has been the biggest bill shock you have experienced recently? £22 for a burger? £26 for fish & chips? £90-a-head for two courses and the house red? I am interested what's made you wince, even if it was a good meal...
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Replying to @hwallop
There’s a mindset issue related to this and it comes down to people needing to stop asking why something is so expensive and instead ask why something is so cheap. £10 steak and chips in spoons? Impossible with any kind of moral responsibility, crap beef, crap wages, it’s a con
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Lauren Gladwin retweeted
going on holiday alone is sick you get to do whatever you want and people constantly come up and tell you that you’re brave. i’m drinking wine at 3, eating calamari and on my fourth uninterrupted hour of listening to Will Young but thank you ! courage doesn’t always roar x
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Lauren Gladwin retweeted
us explaining to people that they might love marmite and not to listen to the haters ▶︎•၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။၊|၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။၊|၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။၊|၊၊||၊|။||||။၊|။|||။|||။၊|၊၊||၊|။| 4:20:25
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Long stem Broccoli is the greatest vegetable ever btw
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