American 🇺🇸 Fueled By Monster sponsored by @Croom4Men

Caffeine Croomer
Joined January 2014
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
WE HAVE 500 DIFFERENT BRANDS OF ENERGY DRINKS TO MAKE US MANIC FOR A SPREADSHEET AT 9 AM AND ZERO DRINKS FOR 9 PM SOCIETY WANTS YOU WIRED FOR YOUR BOSS AND DEAD FOR YOUR FAMILY THEY TOLD US OUR ONLY OPTIONS AT NIGHT WERE WARM LEAF WATER OR LITERAL POISON “HAVE SOME CHAMOMILE” NO BRO “HAVE A GLASS OF WINE” SO I CAN WAKE UP AT 3 AM WITH MY HEART BEATING THROUGH MY MATTRESS?? OR TAKE A MELATONIN GUMMY AND WAKE UP FEELING LIKE I GOT JUMPED IN A PARKING LOT?? NO SOVA IS THE GREATEST INVENTION SINCE THE FOAM RUNNER IT IS AN ANTI-ENERGY DRINK YOU CRACK THE CAN AT 9:30 PM AND THAT SOUND ALONE TELLS YOUR BRAIN THE SIMULATION IS OVER FOR TODAY 2.5 GRAMS OF GLYCINE TO DROP YOUR CORE BODY TEMP MAGTEIN GOING STRAIGHT TO THE FRONTAL CORTEX PHARMAGABA CLOSING ALL 50 BROWSER TABS IN MY HEAD NO MELATONIN NO SUGAR NO PROPRIETARY BLEND COWARDICE PEACHES AND DREAM TASTES LIKE GOLDEN HOUR IN A 12 OZ SLIM CAN MIDNIGHT CHERRY GOT ME SLEEPING LIKE A BILLIONAIRE WHO DELETED HIS EMAIL APP BIG BEVERAGE SPENT 40 YEARS SELLING US PANIC ATTACKS IN ALUMINUM CANS AND NOBODY THOUGHT TO ENGINEER THE EXHALE UNTIL SOVA THIS IS FUTURE DESIGN FOR HUMAN BIOLOGY IF YOU ARE STILL BOILING WATER FOR A TEA BAG AT 10 PM YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST CRACK SIP EXHALE
2
3
29
672
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
Constitutional Action News: Sunday Oct 25 Ben Wilson⁠ & ⁠Kevin Dolan⁠ host 00:00 - What is ⁠Constitutional Action⁠? 03:30 - Outrage as a business model 06:00 - Origins of Constitutional Action 14:30 - Housing prices & disparate impact 26:00 - Should the far left be allowed to participate? 35:15 - Charlie Kirk & the right to a speedy trial 41:35 - LEAD STORY: Creeping Third-Worldification
25
41
13
160
17,014
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
I AM CRACKING OPEN A FROSTED SILVER CYLINDER OF PURE UNFILTERED LIGHTNING. THE SOUND OF A WHITE MONSTER TAB POPPING AT 5:45 AM IS THE MODERN MOZART. IT IS A SYMPHONY. DOCTORS BE LIKE "DRINK WATER FIRST THING IN THE MORNING." DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSEPLANT TO YOU??? I AM A VISIONARY. I AM DRINKING LIQUID CHROME.
4
2
37
879
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
97
479
34
2,496
43,193
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
me at 6am with your daily briefing
78
28
9
825
27,240
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
Imagine the horror you'd be feeling right now if you were a dirty soda in Provo Utah.
2
37
485
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
Let's go to The Book of Mormon... Thank you 😂😂😂 #CollegeGameDay
105
427
92
5,665
649,316
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
James Cameron has released official artwork celebrating ‘AVENGERS: ENDGAME’ becoming the highest grossing film of all time, passing ‘AVATAR’.
5
21
726
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
Every single day i drink one of these dutch monsters and i always enjoy it. They cost $5.29 and have 55g of sugar and 180mg caffeine. I am happy and I am free. May God bless America
4
2
30
511
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
Don’t be sad that’s it’s over. Be happy that it happened
1
2
14
118
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
Replying to @Latterdaytruth
Look here friend, I’m going to keep drinking white Monster, just as we’re commanded in the Doctrine & Covenants.
1
1
15
313
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
PRONE TO WANDER LORD I FEEL IT PRONE TO LEAVE THE GOD I LOVE HERES MY HEART OH TAKE A SEAL IT SEAL IT FOR THY COURTS ABOVE
2
10
237
2,049
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
President oaks going out to find the general conference speakers
8
8
396
10,093
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
"Any use of the internet to bully, destroy a reputation, or place a person in a bad light is reprehensible. "... We cannot control the conduct of others, but we can strive to be a peaceable people who live in accordance with the Christlike conduct and virtues taught by our Savior, Jesus Christ.” —Elder Quentin L. Cook (@CookQuentinL) #GeneralConference churchofjesuschrist.org/lear…
6
127
1,991
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
"God the Father, is the Father of our spirits, the framer of heaven and Earth, and the author of the plan of our salvation. Jesus Christ is His only begotten son; Jehovah and the Messiah - the God of the whole Earth." @OaksDallinH #GeneralConference
3
6
349
"Any use of the internet to bully, destroy a reputation, or place a person in a bad light is reprehensible. "... We cannot control the conduct of others, but we can strive to be a peaceable people who live in accordance with the Christlike conduct and virtues taught by our Savior, Jesus Christ.” —Elder Quentin L. Cook (@CookQuentinL) #GeneralConference churchofjesuschrist.org/lear…
88
306
97
2,247
161,187
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
🚨 FUTURE APOSTLE ALERT 🚨
3
2
19
1,607
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
"The relationship between virtue and happiness is not as well understood today as it was in the past." @CookQuentinL #GeneralConference
2
14
406
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
#PresChibota helped translate the Book of Mormon into the language of Shona. She has an M.S. degree in Management and Leadership #GeneralConference
2
11
422
Spooky Stymie 🎃👻 retweeted
Here before the “Getting last talk vibes” tweets #generalconference
1
9
286