STAN (@Stan000__) profile picture

Mke to Dallas - Calm demeanor. Dangerous confidence.

Dallas, TX
Joined March 2009
These Waymo cars cause traffic jams right in front of my building! SMH
These self driving cars in Dallas be having my anxiety on 10, like how you know not to run into me 😂
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The Way This Sent Me😭
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NOBODY IS COMING TO SAVE YOU!
Adulting has made you realize what? 👀
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after watching this, i completely understand why kanye said he’s been uninspired since lauryn hill retired
When Ms. lauryn hill asked, “is it okay if i do a lil sum?” and proceeded to go absolutely crazy.
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This Was A Bop😭🙌🏾
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Intimacy isn't just sex. It's the mental check ins, deep conversations, date nights, forms of affirmations, the small simple things, the heart-to-hearts, staying up all night talking, sharing childhood memories, thoughts, fears, dreams & hopes for the future. It's uncontrollable laughter, direct eye contact and feeling each other without touching - it's exchanging energy.
What’s intimacy to you?
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Ghetto, but I bet it tastes good as hell 😂
Honey jerk Cornish hens stuffed with Rasta pasta 😋
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I’m officially a licensed Attorney in the state of Texas.
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NO TAPE, NO GLUE… JUST PURE CREATIVITY!
SIAPA SANGKA! Sesuatu yang dulunya membutuhkan banyak waktu dan tenaga, sekarang bisa dilakukan hanya dengan satu sentuhan. Perkembangan teknologi benar-benar membawa perubahan besar dalam kehidupan manusia. Berbagai alat canggih terus diciptakan untuk membantu pekerjaan sehari-hari, bahkan beberapa di antaranya memiliki fungsi yang tidak pernah kita bayangkan sebelumnya! Teknologi modern bukan hanya tentang gadget mahal atau mesin yang terlihat futuristik, tetapi juga tentang bagaimana sebuah ide kreatif bisa memberikan solusi untuk masalah sederhana. Mulai dari alat otomatis yang mempermudah pekerjaan rumah, perangkat pintar yang menghemat waktu, hingga berbagai life hack unik yang membuat aktivitas menjadi lebih praktis. Hal-hal seperti ini membuktikan bahwa inovasi kecil sekalipun bisa memberikan manfaat yang luar biasa. Bayangkan jika suatu hari semua pekerjaan yang melelahkan bisa diselesaikan dengan bantuan teknologi pintar seperti ini. Kalau kamu boleh menciptakan satu alat teknologi canggih untuk mempermudah kehidupan sehari-hari, alat seperti apa yang paling ingin kamu buat dan apa manfaat utamanya?
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Good afternoon! Good afternoon!
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I got a lil too tipsy last night
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DAMN! 🔥😩😩😩😍😍😍
Niecy needs to come out with her own line of spanx!!! They be SITTING RIGHT😩
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STAN retweeted
Jordyn Woods sparkled in a chocolate gown ... striking a pose at the LACMA Art + Film Gala! ✨📸 🎥: @jpasc24
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#7-#13 all 🔥🔥🔥
5 years ago today, Summer Walker released ‘Still Over It.’
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Good Morning! Good Morning! ☀️💪🏽
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1st week of work completed! 👏🏾😎
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Sometimes I hate having a stand up shower. I want to soak my dick and hole sometimes. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
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INSANE: Female bus driver in Chicago had to jump out of the window of a moving bus to escape a man who pulled a gun and started shooting everywhere
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Good Morning! Good Morning! It’s finally fkn FRIDAY! 💪🏽
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