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Interpretive🍉Dan

@StanChips

i can only shave while Youtube clips of Moneyball (2011) play in the background

Joined April 2011
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Elite ball knowledge
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El-Sayed on a healthcare bill: "Donald, if you're watching, you can put your name on it"
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James Gunn (@JamesGunn) profile pictureJames Gunn
@JamesGunn30 Nov 2022
Making plans.
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Gazun 🌸@GazungamerNov 9
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Wtf this is NOT the communist regime of California that Fox News promised me
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Nov 10
WASHINGTON (AP) — California voters reject measure to tax the wealth of billionaires.
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Post two movies you can't believe were directed by the same person
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Scarlett’s Movie Melodrama (@ScarletCinema) profile pictureScarlett’s Movie Melodrama@ScarletCinemaNov 8
Post two movies you can’t believe were directed by the same person…
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 8
Trump Admits His Deportation Policy Was “Too Tough” in 60 Minutes Interview
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Julian Casablancas not making this picture despite being on stage is very on-brand for him
ashley fanatic (@ashleypaddila) profile pictureashley fanatic@ashleypaddilaNov 8
this is genuinely the craziest group of people I’ve ever seen lmfao #SNL
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Texas went blue so fucking hard that Ron DeSantis is now carrying water for socialism
John Loftus (@JohnCFLoftus1) profile pictureJohn Loftus
@JohnCFLoftus1Nov 6
Ron DeSantis explains why the GOP "screaming socialism" doesn't work anymore: "Young people have a very positive view of socialism compared to capitalism. The question is, why is that? Some of it is the education in our universities. But I think a big part of that is, what they're comparing is not free enterprise versus socialism. What they're comparing is how government gets involved in business, and you have crony capitalism. The best kind of indirect supporters of socialism are some of these corporatist republicans who propagate these crony policies. The average person is seeing that and saying, 'Wait a minute, you're trying to bend the government to funnel benefits to this corporation or that industry. What about having a competitive market? ... Young people really aren't seeing that. They're seeing just a handful of companies that have an outsized influence on our economy and on our society"
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matt bernstein@mattxivNov 6
your party just ran en entire election cycle on anti-trans hysteria and lost the biggest congressional landslide in 50 years. btw
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseNov 6
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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Fawf@BravoFawfNov 6
[at the abortion clinic] i’ll have what she’s having
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Pete Hegseth (@PeteHegseth) profile picturePete Hegseth
@PeteHegsethNov 6
Patriots in control.
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AI bubble bursting, Kalshi executive indicted, Elon losing billions in net worth, cybertruck ending manufacturing, MAGA movement destroyed
Motor1 (@Motor1com) profile pictureMotor1
@Motor1comNov 6
BREAKING: The Tesla Cybertruck is dead. Elon Musk said production will wind down mid 2027 to make room for Cybercab production.
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Jared@MongooseActualNov 5
I cannot believe the Republican message of "get fucked" didn't resonate with people
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vampire workday@imbobswagetNov 4
libbing out officially over i want jeffries and schumer gone
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It's so funny how they teased us with unsubtle hints towards rigging and tampering with the election just for absolutely nothing to come to fruition. Not even a whisper. They just took the fucking L and whimpered away.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparOct 10
Trump on the midterms: "We're going to elect a Republican House and a Republican Senate, stop the Dumocrats and the communists and we're gonna do a number like nobody has ever seen. They have a big surprise coming."
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Stringer Bell@ChillGambino2Nov 4
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 4
TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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In order to meet the newly-mandated wokeness quota, please consider these four photos including me and my brother meeting Lin-Manuel Miranda at the Hamilton stagedoor, me cohosting a pride event in my rural hometown, me next to my published LGBTQ novel, and me in a Mamdani shirt
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"A lot of these people work for Abbott, a lot of these people just lost their job"
The News Agents (@TheNewsAgents) profile pictureThe News Agents@TheNewsAgentsNov 4
“Talarico’s a q****”: MAGA turns ugly as Republicans lose big in Texas. Young Republicans call midterm results "a tragedy" as James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa flip Texas blue for the first time in more than 30 years.
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Republicans don't claim voter fraud or cheating when they lose anymore they just stare at you like this
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