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Jonathan Andersen

@Standardsen

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Joined June 2014
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This is exactly what writers call "purple prose" which is in that case serves no purpose at all. It’s overly ornate, excessively elaborate, self-consciously beautiful, & metaphorically overloaded to the point where the writing draws attention to itself but doesn’t add any depth.
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@bblmariahNov 13
She’s so egotistical it’s insanity
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IRL Loading Screens
@IRLoadingScreenNov 13
BRO how am I JUST LEARNING that Jensen Huang has a Wario?? Or a Bowsette? This is not a meme this is 100% real im losing my mind.
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Brunette Bohemian@Jane_Doe82Nov 11
Notice how Dems are getting scorched for missing the vote. Not a cult.
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Craig Shimala@cshimalaNov 9
Chicago Blues from under the Marshall Field's Great Clock at the corner of Randolph and State Street. – at Chicago, IL
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Fun fact: the 11 House Democrats who skipped the vote on Massie’s Hegseth impeachment resolution all received funding from AIPAC and allied pro-Israel PACs. Their absence let Republicans kill it.
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@PontifexNov 11
Human beings do not flourish in spite of their limitations, but often through them. It is precisely when our limitations become tangible in our lives that we can discover a new wisdom, experience the closeness of others, and encounter the presence of the Lord. #ApostolicJourney #Argentina #MagnificaHumanitas
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@CalloutsXNov 11
Replying to @HouseDemocrats
That’s right tell each one of your own party members.
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Aaron McGahon@AarontYouGreatNov 8
I just hope that one person had the guts to throw their James Bond audition just so they could reenact this!
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J Fortunato Perez@JFortunatoPerezNov 8
In the late '60s, there was a cleavage: Zappa/Mothers of Invention spawned a fake weird music lineage, while Beefheart/Magic Band spawned a true weird music lineage. This band, like Primus before them, belongs to the Zappa/Mothers' fake weird music lineage.
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@progrocksongsApr 9
Angine de Poitrine - Fabienk
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WE TURNING EVERY DATA CENTER INTO A FGC LOCAL VENUE
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Official ATLUS West
@Atlus_WestNov 3
a tough vote to call
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@YourAnonNewsNov 3
LOL and you thought we were fucking around when we told you the check cleared for Haley Stevens.
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I BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT.
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Lunch sketch.
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Punkrock History
@PunkRockStoryNov 2
47 years ago today Machine Gun Etiquette, the third studio album by English punk rock band the Damned, released on this day in 1979 featuring the singles "Love Song" and "Smash It Up" #punk #punks #punkrock #thedamned #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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MΛЯIПΛ@oscillate23Oct 31
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@HQNewsNowOct 30
Q: How does the right expect us to start families young when the average price of a home in America costs more than $415,000, which feels out of reach for us? JD Vance: I want to point out that I think I've been asked 4 or maybe 5 questions and I've only been asked 1 question about John Husted's ass by Jesse Watters.
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@lekimgymOct 29
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Castle.
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