We has this really wimpy cat once, right, and it's the only thing I ever tried to hump. @susiepuppytoes is the boss of me, & @tomsiddleston = squad.
West Columbia, SC
Joined January 2013
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Stanley Bergen retweeted
They're a bell curve. Cocaine energy+crave attention 24/7 (as we learned w our 1st dog, a chi named Susan). Sudie was CUTE, then "cute", then JFC DOES THE 24/7 NEED FOR INTENSE ATTENTION EVER END?
Enter @StanleyPoochie. Yup, got our dog a dog, and it got SO MUCH BETTER.
Buuut… – at West Columbia, SC
Stanley Bergen retweeted
Only so many more chihuahua can be added until the benefit of extra chihuahua becomes a curse of extra chihuahua, and gangs of 10-15 chupacabrahuahuas terrorizing small children in the Arizona 'burbs. The tipping point? Unknown! Could be 3 chihuahuas… could be 10. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ – at West Columbia, SC
Stanley Bergen retweeted
Stanley sends a you a cheese of heckin' thanks. Susan can't take a complements (unless it's a complimentary treat) because she fully believe she's too hardcore for things like gratitude – at West Columbia, SC
Stanley Bergen retweeted
guess it’s kinda just my opinion but people who have even one chihuahua scare me, so two of em? not a fan. why so many? what do you need them for? what does the second one give you that the first one can’t? I don’t get it so no thank you
Stanley Bergen retweeted
🔊 #SoundON
@StanleyPoochie, sound asleep: DID SOMEBODY SAY "TREAT"?!
(Yes, #StanleyPoochie did get to have a treat.) #theyregooddogsbrent – at West Columbia, SC
Stanley Bergen retweeted
I just tried to take a selfie with @StanleyPoochie, who jumped down from his warm little perch, marched right to and down the bed stairs, then noped directly out of the room with that "fuck you…oh oH I'm DYING! But still fuck you!" defiant horror only a 7lb dog can really muster – at West Columbia, SC
One of today's naps (pichsurred) was so good, I'm probably dreaming about it right now. – at West Columbia, SC
Scratches after for the goodest boy which @susiepuppytoes is no because is ME nitter.gq/tryjen/status/96679060…
You can tell when your scratches are hitting exactly the right itchy spot on @StanleyPoochie because he makes an utterly ridiculous face when you do, and it's funny EVERY TIME (ft. @susiepuppytoes wanting in on the scratchy action).
cc @TimProbable
Stanley Bergen retweeted
Look at my sweaterpuppies.
Not pictured: @susiepuppytoes all matchy w @StanleyPoochie; she's too mad at me about it to be in the same room. – at West Columbia, SC
Stanley Bergen retweeted
#StanleyPoochie: *gets an ear cleaning courtesy of @susiepuppytoes*
17yo: "Look at him! He looks like Princess Leia!" 😂🐶🐾 #chihuahua – at West Columbia, SC
Stanley Bergen retweeted
Say hallo to our leetle frands, stanleypoochie and @susiepuppytoes @ West Columbia, South Carolina instagram.com/p/BQt0WVCAf7p/ – at West Columbia, SC
Stanley Bergen retweeted
Always in my heart @Harry_Styles . Yours sincerely, Louis
BEST. EVER. RT @tryjen: "I pet you until you pet me!" is the best game in the #StanleyPoochie world instagram.com/p/rI7596sw7d/
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