Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned

Five · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:29 PM UTC

Five@StanofLagosOct 25

Fair enough. Most people will fail this more than the "salary increase" phishing mail

Dimitri

@thedimitriOct 23

messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course

Tife ❤️🎙️ · Oct 25, 2026 · 11:38 AM UTC

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@D_GreatTife1Oct 25

“why are you behaving like a woman” - a woman trying to insult a man for being stupid 😂

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Ayo · Oct 23, 2026 · 6:16 PM UTC

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@AlhajirostovaOct 23

this nigeria is somehow. you fit dey avoid el nino dey drink water make the fake water kill you first 😭

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𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 · Oct 24, 2026 · 11:57 AM UTC

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@astrovibesonlyOct 24

me texting you in the middle of a football match is a bigger sign that i want to marry you than me introducing you to my mum

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Sheni Coker · Oct 22, 2026 · 9:24 PM UTC

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@sheni_cokerOct 22

El Niño is probably one of the weirdest names for a natural disaster. Sounds very unserious.

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乂 · Oct 23, 2026 · 7:05 PM UTC

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乂@forthedamnhoesOct 23

next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.

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Muyanja · Oct 23, 2026 · 7:18 PM UTC

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Muyanja@leonekavumaOct 23

Ludo is a game of malice. If you play to win you're losing

Chante*@tumuphylOct 23

It's unbelievable how bad I am at Ludo.

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Five · Oct 21, 2026 · 8:39 PM UTC

Five@StanofLagosOct 21

Well said

Maliq

@MasterMaliqOct 21

I think Muslims need to understand something uncomfortable. Non-Muslims do not owe Muhammad their respect. They do not believe he was a prophet, and some do not even consider him a good man. You can disagree with them, but you cannot demand that they see him the way you do. Your reverence for someone does not create an obligation for the rest of the world to revere him. So, are we going to kill everyone who insults Muhammad, or are we going to learn to practise our religion in a world where not everyone shares our beliefs? Because the world is not going to become Muslim just to protect our feelings. We have two choices: learn to live with our differences or spend our lives fighting a world we cannot control. You cannot force people to love your prophet by making them afraid to criticise him. You can only teach them to fear those who claim to love him.