ᴜɴɪᴋᴀ (S-H) retweeted
🚨BREAKING:
Divine Sovereign Solel has won reelection in Dagsion.
“You know what, fuck it; let’s kill Dagda again. I’m running on that.”
Uhh..
[Fumbling with her suspiciously thick wallet absolutely full of worldollars.]
How much is a normal tip again-
I FGHJKIUING DIDN'T???
“Okay. Say hi to @kapelblooms!
Just don’t mention how you totally wanna bang her like you did last time!!”




























