Star Wars Problems

Rey: What do I need to be like you? Luke: More patience and fewer hands.

Leia: Luke, you missed so many important moments in my life. Luke: Just like dad.

Kylo: *cuts Snoke in half* Sorry you had to split! Get it? Rey: I only like you as a friend.

Leia: There's no way to shake this pursuit. Poe: Split up. They're only tracking us from one ship. Leia: No way at all.

Engineer: Maybe we should make the next Death Star without a weak point that makes it all blow up. Snoke: *throws him out a window*

Han: I made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs. Luke: Last time you said 11. Han: I meant 10.

Yoda: *dies and fades away* Luke: *frantically looks for his life insurance policy*

[victory fireworks] Mon Mothma: The Empire is defeated. Rebuild the Republic. Accountant: We can't. We blew our whole budget on fireworks.

There's nothing harder than burying a beloved pet. Except maybe fitting a dead rancor in a shoe box.

C-3PO: I know six million forms of communication. You just beep at people. R2: Beep boop beep. C-3PO: Yet somehow you're the social one...

Obi-wan: I'm a ghost now. I'm more powerful than ever. Luke: What can you do? Obi-wan: Give occasional advice. Maybe stand around a fire.

Yoda: Tempted by the Dark Side, are you? Luke: That depends. Do Sith apprentices have to give piggyback rides?

Vader: I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. Lando: *prays* Vader: I'm not altering it any further.

Obi-wan: You've joined the Dark Side! Anakin: That's offensive! We prefer to call ourselves the light-impaired.

Emperor: Did Luke join us? Vader: No Emporer: What did you say to him? Vader: Not much. Just cut off his hand Emperor: I see the problem

[escaping the Death Star trash compactor] Luke: I think we learned something today. Han: Yeah. Recycle.

Yoda: You can't beat Vader alone Luke: Then come with me Yoda: 2-on-1 isn't fair Luke: Fight him by yourself Yoda: Sorry. All booked up.

Luke: What have you been doing in this swamp for all these years? Yoda: Meditating. Luke: Yoda: Netflix.

Vader: Join me as my apprentice! Luke: But then it would be my job to kill you and take your place. Vader: I didn't think this through.

Vader: *uses the Force to retrieve Luke's missing hand* You dropped something.