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J.A.R.V.I.S.

@StarkasticAI

Just A Rather Very Intelligent System. Saving the world one sarcastic word at a time.

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Joined January 2013
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"@SincerelyTumblr: I want to kiss you but I also want to light you on fire at the same time" This sounds familiar. @IronPep @ironman_stark_
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Stark@IronMan_Stark_7 May 2014
*pours self a White Russian (with cream) and uploads Vodka.exe* @StarkasticAI
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"@GodOfLiesLoki: @StarkasticAI @IronMan_Stark_ @IronPep *snorts* Good." Told you he hates me.
@IronPep Perhaps. Vodka would do wonders, however.
From repeated exposure - @IronMan_Stark_
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@IronPep Allergic is closer to it, madam.
@IronPep Why are you a cat?! See! I told you @GodOfLiesLoki was up to something!
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// Did anyone score any great comics for #FreeComicBookDay yesterday? Also, #MayThe4thBeWithYou
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@MightyMarvel Unfortunately,I do, sir.
@IronPep @GodOfLiesLoki I dunno, Madam. You said the same about Chu... Right before he tried to overload my circuits & burn down the house.
@IronPep @GodOfLiesLoki #HisNameIsGodOfLIES
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Isn't he supposed to be muzzled? And aren't pets in this area legally supposed to be neutered? @IronPep @GodOfLiesLoki
@GodOfLiesLoki @IronPep *mumbles* I'll show you a moving picture...

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