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Aaron Hernandez. Drafted at 20 Multimillionaire at 22 Convicted of murder at 25 Dead at 27.

RT if your stimulus deposit hit your bank account.

What the Empire State Building really needs this until COVID-19 is gone.

Congratulations America. It only took a global pandemic and a complete and total shutdown to prevent mass shootings.

Trump did say no one would have higher numbers than him. We just didn’t know he meant coronavirus death counts and 3.28 million Americans filing for unemployment

How will the Coronavirus end? Pets evicting owners.

“If you or a loved one has been injured due to excessive Lysol exposure during the Coronavirus pandemic. You may to be entitled to financial compensation.” - Personal Injury Lawyer

When the quarantine is done. #StayAtHomeOrder

Trump is basically telling people to do the Tide Pods challenge with Fish Tank Cleaner

PSA: do not drink fish tank cleaner. as a Reminder, only take medicine prescribed by your licensed physician. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE MEDICAL ADVICE FROM DONALD TRUMP.

PSA: do not drink fish tank cleaner.

The Wall is the Wall and Tide Pods are the new skittles

Nintendo Labo created by Tide Pods

Nintendo Labo was created with the help of Tide Pods

Donald Trump does NOT have a #NuclearButton on his desk. It’s on his golf cart.

LiAngelo Ball will end his career with the highest steals per game in UCLA history

"LiAngelo Ball will no longer play for UCLA because I want him in a city where he feels safe shopliftng," Lavar Ball added.

"I was sexually assaulted by Matt Lauer" - Brian Williams

Hugh Hefner, the only man who can die where the phrase "he's in a better place now" doesn't really apply.

RIP #HughHefner , Maybe this is what they meant yesterday when they were talking about the new die hard

Hugh Hefner died. To honor his legacy, all erections will be at half-mast.