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Lou

@Stasisesque

Problem & Incident Manager | Disney Parks nerd 🏰 | Horror aficionado 👻 | @FIAFormulaE fan 🏎️ | She/Her | ♍

 London, England
Joined August 2009
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"why do women wear high heels if not for the male gaze" idk man some of us enjoy clip clopping around like a beautiful horse once in a while
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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flying cars but not a single functional strapless bra
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 25
Actually, different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity
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My only issue with getting ready in the morning is that 6:15 and 6:25 are 2 minutes apart
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I don't know who that is.
Noah  (@NoahFentys) profile pictureNoah @NoahFentysOct 17
Describe the artist in your birth month without saying their name! Go...
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Sugar is the only word in the English language where SU makes the SH sound. At least, I'm pretty sure it is.
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kelly go spend that $15,000 at the theaters and watch digger 750 times. tom cruise needs you.
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even more reason to thank them imo, they've done you a favour
Yozora💫🦝 - Vershion (@YozoraCh) profile pictureYozora💫🦝 - Vershion
@YozoraChOct 11
There is something uniquely Australian about thanking the bus driver while fare evading at the same time
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i may be cheap but i'm not a rude cunt
Yozora💫🦝 - Vershion (@YozoraCh) profile pictureYozora💫🦝 - Vershion
@YozoraChOct 11
There is something uniquely Australian about thanking the bus driver while fare evading at the same time
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kelly clarkson no one cares that you can spend $15,000 on a fake bird people are literally dying
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I might get hate for this but i feel like the handle on the maple syrup bottle could be just a little bit bigger
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Millennials who have been working since 16 years old MUST be tired.
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When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item
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Thank you demonic skull of wisdom
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horror movie fans be like "wow that was fucking terrible. anyway, moving on to part 5"
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Arika
@ArikalabsSep 28
love adding DISTINCT to a SQL query because it fixes the duplicates without forcing me to grow as a person. why were they there? what did i join wrong? these are questions for the engineer i claimed to be in the interview.
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...on which you are absolutely dying.
Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) profile pictureMerriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterSep 25
What's the word/grammar hill you are absolutely dying on?
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i wish all animals registered a kiss as affectionate. i should be able to smooch a beetle on the ground so he knows that he’s loved too
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