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𝓘͟ɴ ᴛʜᴇ 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒌, 𝓘'ᴍ 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙.. 𝓘 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖈𝖍 𖬺͟ @cultG0D ɪs ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ ꭲꮋꭼꭱꭼ.

Ss / Taken
Joined November 2025
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📻gonna be scuttling away while I try and get my costume for the work Christmas party sorted, replies and presence will be spotty till I’m finished <3
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“Good~ such an oddly comforting position I must admit.”
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“Well I was not entirely hiding how I felt, however there are more than a few who would wish you and those around you harm after your actions with the might of Lilith, I merely did not wish to deal with the aggravation of their presence.”
⠀ “ Oh .ᐣ You want to be more open about .. 𝑈𝑆 .ᐣ I mean, I haven't really been hiding it, just never found the time to ask you out on the town. We're both busy guys. ” ⠀
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“Yes all this secrecy does become rather tiresome, It will be nice to be as open as I like about my affections for you~” Returning the smile happily.
⠀ 𝐴 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒.. Another little smile. “ I'd like that very much. I mean, we haven't really gotten to go on one of those since we started dating.. ” ⠀
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A gentle shiver courses through him. “I’m sure you don’t~ after all what good is being in hell if you can’t have a little fun hm~?”
⠀ “ I don't mind it.. ” whispers hotly against Alastor's cheek, almost purring out his words. ⠀
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“Perhaps I’ve been a bad influence on you after all~” A small smirk, cheeks flushing darker at the kiss
⠀ Cue a wide grin. “ I learned from the best. ” Forward lean to press a kiss to one of those flushed cheeks. ⠀
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There’s a happy twitch at his tail, the idea of Vox helping him in the kitchen clearly a welcome idea. “I suppose having some company while I cook wouldn’t be terrible, you could almost call it a date”
⠀ “ Yeah, it wouldn't be.. But we can enjoy hers by the making of your own hands. Maybe I could help you in the kitchen .ᐣ If only to be on clean-up duty. ” Pecks a sweet kiss to one of those relaxed ears. ⠀
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Gentle pants echo from the deer, cheeks flushed pink and glancing up at Vox. “H-hah, you play dirty.”
⠀ An abrupt stop, chuckling some as he watched Alastor closely. Just silently now admiring his beloved.. ⠀
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A soft happy noise leaves him, his own arms looping around Vox’s midsection as he gently nuzzles into the media overlord’s neck. “I’d give anything to try hers just one last time, but I suppose it wouldn’t be hell if I got everything I wanted.”
⠀ Alastor always seemed to become softer whenever the topic was of his mother. A small smile curls his lips. Arms loop around his deer, keeping him close. “ You're able to replicate hers .ᐣ That's talent enough. ” ⠀
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He continues squirming, hands reaching out for the freedom just a few feet away. “Anything, a kiss! Mercy~!”
⠀ “ What's in it for me if I stop .ᐣ ” The tickle attack continues as he's laughing along with Alastor. Finding the deer to be quite beautiful like this.. ⠀
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“Vincent stooop!” Practically giggling at the continued tickle torture, fluffy ears twitching as his laughs echo through the room.
⠀ “ Would it be .ᐣ Would it be .ᐣ ” Claws tickle more at the other's sides and stomach. Completely joking. Knowing damn well his afterlife would be a bore without the radio demon. ⠀
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“Yes her secret recipe, nothing ever came close to hers, even mine isn’t as good as hers was, try as I might I can’t explain it however.” A small, tender smile, leaning in and resting his head on Vox’s shoulder.
⠀ “ Like your mother used to make, hm .ᐣ Sounds lovely, actually. And it has been a while since I've last had your jambalaya. I'm stoked. ” Moving to intertwine their fingers together sweetly. Bringing one hand up to kiss its back. ⠀
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“Yes but your afterlife would be far too boring without me~” A squeak, laughing and squirming as he’s tickled.
⠀ Glare narrows his vision into upset slits. A shake of his head before a small huff slips. “ You can sure be a brat when you wanna, ya know that .ᐣ ” Tickles the other's sides. ⠀
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“Tonight I thought I might make you jambalaya, like… like my mother used to make.” He seems perfectly content in his current position, one hand shifting to gently rest on Vox’s own
⠀ “ Then sure. You've got my attention. What's on the menu tonight .ᐣ Notice, I said WHAT and not WHO. ” Laughing softly, those his grip stays tight upon Alastor's hips as if refusing to let him leave. ⠀
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“Do I know that~? No I don’t think I do~” Tapping a finger against his chin like he was thinking. “You must have me confused with somebody else~”
⠀ “ Oh, hush you. You're just mad because you know damn well that I'm right. ” Equally joking, face scrunching up some as if annoyed. ⠀
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“That little worker of yours had disrespected me, I could hardly let him continue being so rude, especially when he paired so well with the wine~” A small, amused hum. “But no I promise tonight’s meal shall be much less locally sourced.”
⠀ Pressing back into the shared kiss, humming softly in idle thought. Once breaking from to laugh softly. “ No. And let's be honest, I liked the sinner meat until you told me WHO it was... ” ⠀
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“You brighten up all of my darkest days dear, even if I do have to deal with you insisting your precious television could ever be better than radio~” He’s teasing, a small smirk on his lips
⠀ “ This is quite the breakthrough.. hah. I'm glad you appreciate me now. ” ⠀
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“I served you sinner once, have I ever prepared you a meal you didn’t enjoy other than that one?” He takes the initiative, leaning in and kissing him first
⠀ “ As long as it's cooked and not sinner. ” Chuckling a bit nervously, leaning closer towards Alastor. Tempted to kiss him again. ⠀
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“I suppose I finally realised just how much I under appreciated you back then.”
⠀ “ I'm very charming and full of charisma. Was back then, and it only got better over the years. Now you finally see it for all it's worth. ” ⠀
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A gentle laugh, arms looping around Vox’s neck to pull him back into his embrace. “Could I tempt you to some dinner?”
⠀ His heart skips a beat. Leaning to press more kisses to Alastor's face. “ I love you, too, Al. ” Purring those words gently. ⠀
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