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Drift.

@StaticCrystal

Former third in command of the Lost Light, special martial arts instructor.

 Lost Light (Mun is 24)
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Joined March 2026
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Indie portrayal of IDW Drift. 🔅 Literate/Semiliterate. Crack/serious.
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That being said, fruit punch, pancakes, waffles, coffee, hot chocolate and bacon + eggs available for breakfast today. Later today, if Rodimus decides to throw a party, drinks will be on me. But only if Rodimus decides to do something.
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Good Morning. Do not Do This.
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Good Morning. Do not Do This.
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DRINK AND DRIVE FOR HALLOWEEN!
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THEY SAY IM GANDERFLUID BECAUSE EVERY TIUME YOU TAKE A GANDER IM ADIFFERENT . GENDER. MY FLUIDIS AREN'T IN MY BODY RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO BE REAL HONEST HERE WE MIGHT NEED THE MOP AGAIN. CAN SOMEONE GET THE MOP. ITS KIND OF DAMP AND STINKY
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Halloween tomorrow. We’re getting Creepy Pasta with a side of slender. Man
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But that's my emotional support confusingly intimate flirtatious but platonic friend
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kor@stolenautonomyOct 29
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The Lost Light is really lacking in diversity. I understand, we’re all cybertronian, but perhaps it would be more diverse if there was some kind of extremely smart gorilla, who’s maybe wearing some kind of space suit, with some sort of tesla canon that can protect crewmembers, an
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cav empty@cavempty_Oct 28
NOTICE⚠️ this SLUG 🐌 is eating an MUSHROOM 🍄‍🟫 check below👇
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When I get to 300 followers I am disappearing into a thick cloud of smoke and leaving nothing behind except for the strange sensation that something important is gone
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cms 黑白红配色，真是美味啊
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I could get my yandere on
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YM@27YIIIMII78Oct 26
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Good morning, Lost Light. Tangerines, tea, oatmeal for breakfast. Some other bullshit for lunch I don’t know
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this was the best thing ever written in mtmte and almost every single issue falls off worse than the last after these two panels
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I forgot to post it 4 hours ago but I said in my head that if Lula won I’d kiss rodimus on the mouth
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cmon brazil please im eating pao de queijo and prato feito today in your honor please pull it off
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Good morning, Lost Light. For lunch today, we will have a very special traditional Brazilian food: beans and rice. Today is an important day for Brazilian History. Make sure to check on your Brazilian friends today. ⭐️
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Erik@ErikShroomOct 10
DRIFT drift DRIIIIFT #Drift
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#drift
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#drift I was too indecisive about the colors 😢
but here’s the version I ended up with.
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