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It has now been 572 in-play minutes since Bruno Fernandes registered a goal involvement for Manchester United. One of many big problems. 😬

Manchester United have had fewer shots in the Champions League this season (30), than Club Brugge (32), Sabah (37), Fenerbaçhe (41) and AEK Athens (42). Rough. 😬😬😬

Jacobo Ramon’s game by numbers vs. Manchester United: 103 touches 93% pass accuracy 12 line-breaking passes 9 ball recoveries 7 passes into the final third 4 tackles 2 clearances 1 goal Unbelievably good. 🔝

Amad had the most touches in the opposition’s box (6) and completed the most take-ons (5) vs. Como, despite only coming on at half-time. He also assisted Man Utd’s only goal. An impressive individual display. 🙌

Joshua Zirkzee is now halfway to matching his goal tally from last season. 2 in 2025/2026 1 in 2026/2027. 😅

Nico Paz’s game by numbers vs. Manchester United: 85 touches 8 passes into the final third 4 defensive contributions 4 touches in the box 4 shots 4 shots on target 3 fouls won 2 goals 1 assist Masterclass. 👏👏👏

Como’s three goals against Manchester United so far… Scored by Nico Paz Assisted by Nico Paz Scored by Nico Paz Statement performance. ⚽️🅰️⚽️

Bruno Fernandes created just 1 chance and had 0 shots in the first half vs. Como. Completely wasted at ST. 🤷‍♂️

Why are we playing Bruno Fernandes as a striker? The Premier League Player of the Year that ran the show at attacking midfield. This makes no sense.

Nico Paz has been directly involved in 7 goals in his last 8 matches (3G & 4A). Lovely finish. 🧙‍♂️

Ah.

First minute done and we’ve not conceded yet. Progress. 👊

Man Utd XI vs. Como (4-2-3-1): Lammens; Mazraoui, Maguire, De Ligt, Dalot; Andrey Santos, Tielemans; Mount, Fernandes, Cunha; Mbeumo.

Scott McTominay’s game by numbers vs. Bodø/Glimt: 100% pass accuracy 67% duels won 56 touches 15 carries 9 touches in the box 7 defensive contributions 7 shots 2 goals All-round masterclass. 🔝🔝🔝

Hakimi has registered 7 assists in the Champions League since the start of last season, 3 more than any other defender.

Since the start of the 2023/24 season, Vitinha has scored more goals (12) than any other CM in the Champions League.

Lamine Yamal becomes the first player in Europe’s Top 5 Leagues to have scored 10+ goals & registered 10+ assists. Ballon d’Or? 🏆

Rio Ngumoha vs. Villarreal: Most progressive carries (12) Most dribbles completed (7/8) Most big chances created (2) Most assists (2) Most xA (0.87) Changed the game. ✨

Xavi Espart has now scored on his competitive debut in La Liga & the Champions League: ⚽️ vs. Levante 🆕⚽️ vs. PSG Not bad for a fullback.