Stats Kansas

Students going back to school tomorrow, remember: you can only carry up to a 4 inch knife on campus, or a gun.

When asked about last night's Chiefs game, 67% of Kansans responded "I don't know what you're talking about."

99% of NE Kansas residents are "barely hanging on" after the "devastating" ice storm last night.

The most searched phrase in Topeka, KS is "What do the Koch Brothers want?"

A recent study suggests that Kansas is the envy of only 0.001% of the world.

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Brownback is desperately searching for Kansans to improve his 26% approval Rating.

Wichita State has as many football wins this year as Kansas State and KU combined.

99% of bandwagon Royals fans have already stopped caring about baseball again.

If the Royals win tonight 125,000 Kansans are expected to call in "sick" tomorrow morning.

100% of Kansans agree that your banana costume is neither creative nor humorous.

What is the most annoying nickname for the Royals?

100% of Kansans are sick of Joe Buck.

Toronto is 75% moron, exhibit A

67.3% of Torontonians and 100% of Kansas Governors think that the Royals are a Kansas team.

The state greeting of Kansas is the two finger steering wheel wave.

0% of Kansans can decide if they should dress for the morning cold or the afternoon heat.

The number of Kansans who care about soccer increased 23% after Sporting KC won last night.

Kansas is ranked as the second most prepared state for a zombie apocalypse. Behind Oklahoma, where not even zombies are willing to go.

The average Kansan says "it's going to get cooler later this week" 7 times a day.