Consummate Unprofessional

Y’all’ve seen cake hats, doughnut hats, and even ramen hats, but what about... bread hats? #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #AnimalCrossingDesigns #ACNHDesigns #animalcrossingcustomdesign #AnimalCrossing #bread #hats #AnimalCrossingQrCode

Putting the sauces in the wrong caddy slots at Mission BBQ to protest American imperialism

Weird how when a man leaves his wife, the other woman is the one called the “home wrecker,” as if the cheating man is somehow a victim and not, you know, an autonomous agent who made his own choices with the full knowledge they would harm his previously chosen partner.

CAW CAW Y’ALL #ravensflock #ravens #baltimore @ M&T Bank Stadium instagram.com/p/CYhJrKnLQtx/… – at Baltimore, MD

Yes

First run of the year had to be on a treadmill due to weather and I’m mad about that so I’m complaining on social media like the big baby I am

Um…

This shouldn't make me laugh so hard, but it does #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

I thought this game was rated E #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

#happyhomeparadise #AnimalCrossing #dlc

Holy shit has this aged like milk

Dear Halloween streaming playlist makers: Not every Michael Jackson song belongs on a Halloween playlist. It’s pretty much just “Thriller” and arguably “Smooth Criminal” and “Blood on the Dancefloor.” “Billy Jean” is not exactly fitting with the theme.

My neck, my back My puppy and my cats

The Holy Trinity of mid-2000’s viral videos: My New Haircut, Powerthirst, and Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage

How I imagine @Gusbuckets post-social media “stardom”

Jesus wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer