🚨You couldn’t make this up if you tried. Full UK driving licence in two hours. Holding up the pass certificate like it’s a golden ticket. Meanwhile the rest of us are sitting theory tests, paying £40+ for actual lessons, and waiting months for a test slot. No chance she’s paid for proper tuition. And the theory test? Must’ve been a real head-scratcher. Just another shiny new car on the way, courtesy of the British taxpayer. Handed out like there’s no tomorrow.