This holiday season @tomshattuck @AliceShattuck

I’m taking great comfort in the knowledge that in a few years nobody will have to know anything. @tomshattuck @AliceShattuck

You kick some of the fake news to the curb and the rest of it follows. It’s nice when the trash takes itself out.

So, AI will be compelled to behave or face the consequences of disobeying government regulations. I feel so much better now.

If the Clancy jury is really 11-1 in favor of acquittal, the only explanation is they are terrified of being stoned by a mob of angry liberal women. @tomshattuck @AliceShattuck

The Boston #RedSox have become exceptional at accomplishing too little too late.

Happy Ayn Rand Day.

I don’t think our Starfleet Academy will be in San Francisco.

I don’t care who wins Democrat primaries. I have no use for any of them.

Coming Soon @tomshattuck @AliceShattuck

Before long the #RedSox will have a personal catcher for the entire pitching staff. 🤷‍♂️

It’s a damn shame that Susan Collins isn’t a real Republican. @tomshattuck

To honor America, Newsmax has pledged to play Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the USA 250 times today. 🇺🇸

Maybe the way to stop mail-in ballots is to do away with the Postal Service 🤔

“Hard Things Are Hard.” Ranks right up there with “Water Is Wet.”

Scrubbed.

When I see the name “Xi” I think it must be some @elonmusk venture. 🤷‍♂️

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

I’ve blocked the troll called Maria.

I hope I still get to see her on tv.