34 - Comedian/Writer - ML Engineer at Disney - podcast @rainbow_room_ - LA
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The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe has this air of “oh, were they just playing make believe the whole time?”, and if that’s true, then these kids have an excellent grasp of narrative structure and I want them on my improv team.
You go talk to your Claude talks to my Claude talks to me- but weeeee are never ever ever, getting back together
“Gay people are included, but they find a way around it” Of course they do. Gay men were just like “No, lol. We’re exempt”
Here's some boots on the ground journalism for you.
• Sex is illegal for everyone except that one night.
• Gay people are included, but they find a way around it.
• It's described as an “ideological grenade by old men” from the congress.
• Everyone has a biochip on their wrists that lights up when two people are near each other and there's an increase of certain hormones.
• The biochip is a tattoo of your choice. It's green one night a year, and for married people.
• Politicians claim it has reduced STIs and teen pregnancies.
• One night a year is the compromise by politicians so people don't rebel.
• Protection is mandatory that one night.
• There's a hotline for reporting illegal sex.
• There are posters around the city: “FUCK THE MANDATE”
• Masturbation is legal.
• Some companies are making drugs that will mask the hormones so the chips don't go off when people have illegal sex.
And that's my report on #OneNightOnly.
Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore retweeted
I am deeply appalled and angry to see “Firework” used on the @WhiteHouse TikTok account as a backing track for video footage of military strikes. I did not approve this, I was not asked, and I absolutely do not condone it.
I wrote this song to be an anthem of hope, healing, and inner strength for people going through their darkest personal moments. To see a message of self-worth and upliftment weaponized to soundtrack destruction and violence is a complete violation of everything my song stands for.
My music is for bringing people together, not celebrating warfare.
Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore retweeted
[opens the portal to the godlike superintelligence that solves 87-year-old math problems and carries out autonomous cyberattacks]
“how long peanut butter good in fridge”
Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore retweeted
ok so i woke up in the haze of sleep to the lindsey graham news and also this video so for about four bleary-eyed seconds i thought this is how he went
Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore retweeted
What is this show? I love Vanessa I want more nitter.gq/iampricelexx_/status/2…
Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore retweeted
PICARD: Data, shields up
DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.
[camera shakes]
WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS
DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't
Dr. Lord Andrew Clayton Stier of Olgrinmore retweeted
Sarah Sherman reflects on season 51 at the Update desk
