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What is so hard to understand?
Ruto - Your name
Must - Mandatory
Go - Ukwende sana. Leave office,Kenya and earth if possible
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If I pay you, a graphic designer, money to design something and you use ai, I should be legally allowed to beat you up
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A place to read Bills.
All bills are updated,as you doom scroll,Doom scroll on them...read them because they affect you.
trackminister.com
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If Safaricom spent money the way City Hall does, their travel budget alone would be Ksh 38.8 Billion a year.
IN FY25 Safaricom spent 28 cents per Ksh 100 earned on travel and accomodation.
Nairobi County spent nearly Ksh 10 out of every Ksh 100 collected from parking, land rates, and mama mboga permits on local and foreign trips (If you add domestic spend, the bill gets to a little over 800M) Make it make sense!
This is how much, in millions, each county spent on foreign travel in 2025/26.
1 Nairobi 164.9
2 Mombasa 119.6
3 Nyeri 116.4
4 Nakuru 106.7
5 Meru 103.8
6 Lamu 101.8
7 Machakos 90.2
8 Bomet 66.6
9 Kiambu 66.3
10 Kisumu 65.8
11 Laikipia 61.6
12 Kitui 61.6
13 Baringo 60.8
14 Kericho 58.2
15 Samburu 54.1
16 Busia 51.5
17 Tana River 47.5
18 Kwale 46.9
19 Marsabit 45.6
20 Vihiga 41.4
21 Kisii 37.2
22 Turkana 35.6
23 Embu 35.4
24 Nandi 33.0
25 Kakamega 31.4
26 Mandera 30.8
27 Kajiado 29.4
28 Nyandarua 27.4
29 Elgeyo Marakwet 25.8
30 Murang'a 24.9
31 Uasin Gishu 24.1
32 Trans Nzoia 23.0
33 Narok 20.5
34 Nyamira 18.6
35 Kirinyaga 17.5
36 Taita Taveta 15.3
37 Bungoma 14.6
38 Tharaka Nithi 14.5
39 Makueni 13.1
40 West Pokot 13.0
41 Kilifi 12.2
42 Garissa 10.1
43 Homa Bay 6.0
44 Isiolo 4.3
45 Migori 4.1
46 Wajir 3.0
47 Siaya 0.0
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@kenyanpundit has mentioned that 18-24 haven't all registered as voters. How do we get them to register? Can we have a drive to ask their friends to ask them to register? The ones who've registered ask the ones who haven't to do so? Then we see how the numbers move?
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Over the weekend we had an IEBC desk,not such a huge turnout.
We also need to put @HudumaKenya to task. This is the point where people are picking up IDs, can they be redirected to the IEBC desk.
Churches can also have desks every sunday or last sunday of the month.
@kenyanpundit has mentioned that 18-24 haven't all registered as voters. How do we get them to register? Can we have a drive to ask their friends to ask them to register? The ones who've registered ask the ones who haven't to do so? Then we see how the numbers move?
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no bmw no pictures of cash #ethicalfishing
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she was so excited to emit carbon
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source.
'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me.
My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…
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When did we stop caring about abductions you guys? 😭
Mtu amebebewa na unknown armed men kamulu in public na ni kama we stopped standing with each other.
To make it worse it’s a Tanzanian who was seeking safety here.
I’m so ashamed as a Kenyan 😔
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Senator Okiya Omtatah sues 22 government officials, including retired President Kenyatta, current & former Treasury cabinet secretaries, Auditor General, Central Bank Governor, and budget and audit officers, to recover Kshs 9.5 trillion in alleged fictitious debts. #inthepapers
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It's sad that some bus companies have started neglecting the welfare of their passengers with their buses riddled with bedbugs and cockroaches.
Why is basic maintenance/hygiene a problem with these buses?
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Hatimaye tomorrow imefika.
Nilishuka stage nikakung'uta what I had on. I got home and nikaanza kufua straight away.
Let me now speak of my experience with Mash Poa from Bondo to Mombasa KDU 692S. I had booked the 1:30pm bus.
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maybe wamenunua bandwidth per month na wanajaribu kustretch ya hii mwezi itufikishe mwisho. so wananyonga.
