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PARODY ACCOUNT. Not the real @CMC_22. FL/RP 18+. ND.

San Francisco.
Joined August 2024
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𓍼 Elizabeth Camille Langley. made in alabama, seasoned in tennessee. mixing heartbreak with honky-tonk and a shot of whiskey. full-time loudmouth with a guitar. i write songs your ex probably deserves. ⋆.˚🦋༘⋆
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Now, I’m just showing off.
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The People's Tight End is locked in‼️

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SIMONE ASHLEY. ♡ ‘95 baby from surrey, england. terrible giggler and full time pup mum. best known for her breakout role as kate sharma in netflix’s bridgerton. lover of books, nature and all things disney. retweet and spread, pretty please.
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ARIANA GRANDE-BUTERA. just a simple girl from boca raton, who as a young girl, fell heart-first into the boundless ocean of music. 5’3 with the ability to effortlessly hit an E6. currently floating over the rainbow as g(a)linda the good. 🫧 ♡ nitter.gq/vodolove/status/186259…
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This guy deserved a gift 🎁 🥹
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📍We're Here 📍 #SFvsGB x @LEVIS
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Gameday in the Midwest. #SFvsGB
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#49ers Christian McCaffrey takes Levi’s Stadium field for first time in 2024
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The return. #SFvsTB on FOX
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Almost…⏳
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49ers officially activated Christian McCaffrey to their 53-man roster.
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Christian McCaffrey, set to return for the 49ers this weekend, speaks publicly for the first time this regular season
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Fuck it, 19 minutes of Christian McCaffrey highlights from the 2023 season for the timeline
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SZA is so HOT...
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It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.
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I wanted to post this yesterday, but… I just didn’t have the heart.
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