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Haha poor mans Lisa Ann good one :)
My Avn fans hottest milf say different i guess fans feel different just saying .. girl I’ve lived rent free in your head for years .. they always told me what u said. Nobody likes u after 25 years in the industry .. case closed! U can fool your fans but not the people who know.
2023? What the fuck next she’s going to brag about being in an Eminem video from 2009.
Adult Star Lisa Ann & Comedian Matt Rife Feud Over Viral 2023 Radio City Music Hall Incident tmz.me/3UABMBW
That’s ok someone send him a dvd of Hop. I’m sure that’ll make him feel better.
Russell Brand 'petrified' and hungry after 'inedible' meal in first prison night mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
I’d rather gargle thumbtacks.
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Damn that’s harsh.
Andrei Arlovski on his MMA loss to Anthony Johnson, who passed away in 2022:
“I’m winner anyway. He’s dead, I’m alive.”
(via @RealDaveGuttman)
"used her tongue on his anus"
I wonder if Katy Perry did this, too?
@grok Remind me on December 1st to draw my cartoon of Katy Perry tongue-punching for Brand jam for this year's Christmas card.
These are the details of Russell Brand's rape conviction:
- Brand met a fan at one of his gigs in 2009 and invited her backstage
- She had a consensual threesome with him - "used her tongue on his anus" "within moments" of meeting him
- Days later Brand invited her to his house for sex, she agrees
- The Times attacks Brand in 2022 for joining Rumble and becoming a right wing "conspiracy theorist"
- The Times and Channel 4 colaborate for a big documentary expose in 2023
- Times says it had the allegations since 2019 but waited until his political shift to release them for some reason
- Complainants for his criminal case all come forward after the doc drops, some contacted and encouraged by journalists
- Jury concludes the woman 17 years ago consented to everything except anal sex, at which point she was raped
- Rape charge is bundled with other sexual assault charges, including him grabbing a woman's breasts (which jury concluded was forced) who then gave him oral sex (which jury found was not forced)
Brand now faces anything from 8 to 15 years in jail.
I hate this app. Why do I see this dumb shit from airheads who just want to feel important & like they are some mega star? Fuck off
Let me guess Hawaiians get a pass? Max bout to go on some fat joe excuse tour. The CTE is strong with this one.

































