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#53, "Guided Meditation" #TheDailyVideo
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not the Oh Heavens button
Rt Hon Steve Baker FRSA 🗽
@SteveBakerFRSA27 Apr 2024
🚨Today in #Wycombe, I used my SOS device for the first time, as a precaution. ⚠️This gentleman who accosted me about Gaza kept his distance and did not threaten me but I felt it wise to plan on escalation. 🔗My view is here: stevebaker.info/2024/01/my-r…
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One thing that bothers me about the MCU is that there's this time from 2018-2023 where half the world's population disappears, & somehow that's not considered fertile ground for storytelling
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I could've sworn it was Thursday. How does this keep happening
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The way me and my awful Millennial friends talk to each other
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Dude, just, fuckin...
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@Whotfismick24 Apr 2024
what does this hand gesture mean? 😂
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Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻@CrocodileCam21 Apr 2024
I knew turtles shed, but Ive never seen one have its shed peeled off like this
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Live-action Ratatouille remake but it's clearly Patton Oswalt in a rat costume
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You see son, it's funny because back then bananas didn't cost ten dollars
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Twogdor. I did it. And I regret it. (the beefy arm is invisible)
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Corey Miller retweeted
rosey🌹@thechosenberg13 Apr 2024
“This just isn’t the regular hole I know and love”
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I think about her every two days on average
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this cat loves licking her human, but can’t stand when he does it back
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Tycho from Penny Arcade says "Gabe, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna finally suck your cock." Gabe says "well I would love that, but I died three years ago." Tycho tries to fruitlessly embrace Gabe as his ethereal form slips through his fingers. Tycho lets out a single tear and says "nooooooo." With pain, he says "I never got to suck his cock."

ALT Tycho from Penny Arcade says "Gabe, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna finally suck your cock." Gabe says "well I would love that, but I died three years ago." Tycho tries to fruitlessly embrace Gabe as his ethereal form slips through his fingers. Tycho lets out a single tear and says "nooooooo." With pain, he says "I never got to suck his cock."

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Having never eaten a Lunchable in my life, I now understand why everyone else at my school seemed like dumb stupid bastards
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Two cars were honking at each other behind me & they sounded exactly like the Goose God and Eustace's truck
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OH YOU MEANT THE DOG I was like whaat
Dude Bro Party Mattsacre III@DoNatoBomb7 Apr 2024
What was your aha moment when you realised ‘wow, that’s the same actor!!’??
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honestly I think we could turn coffee down about 20 degrees
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One good thing about AI art, maybe the only good thing, is that it's really got me appreciating the little details in everyone else's actual art, albeit suspiciously
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