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#SelfStorage Consultant and #Foosball enthusiast #MCM Lover and sometimes #Twitter Funny #Storage #MidCenturyModern

Allentown, PA
Joined March 2015
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Hey @netflix love the category All Laughs, No laugh tracks Please keep that in mind when producing your shows... so many are just unwatchable with that fake laughter. #comedy #movies #tv
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Hey @elonmusk did you buy twitter for porn??? Cause with the increase of porn and fake accts... I could have saved you some money. @Pornhub
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Hey @Roku what is the deal with the volume difference in the movie or show to the commercials???? You taking business tips from hulu ???? I am going to lose my hearing !!!!!!!
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They say there is cocaine on the keyboard and porn... Do they have my laptop? #bidenlaptopmatters
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No American should ever vote Republican again. It gets you craven corruption like Mitch McConnell, Chris Christie, Mike Pence, Ron Johnson and of course, Nazi Germany lovers Ron DeSantis and Trump. #NeverVoteConservative #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica 2024
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Arming teachers is so stupid
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I am officially running again against Lauren Boebert! In 2022, we came just 546 votes short of defeating Boebert. It was the closest race in the entire country. Now, I’m running again, but I need your help. Please, will you chip in now to my campaign to defeat Lauren Boebert?

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Sooo @hulu #WTF can you PLEASE fix commercials being at double volume???? Enough of this sh!t. I will record the amount time spent this week lowering the volume during commercials and bill you for my time !!!!
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When school kids have $19 million in lunch debt, we’re told we can’t afford to cancel it. When Silicon Valley needs money because a bank with over $200 billion in assets failed, we find the cash in 48 hours.
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The first real thing out of @GeraldoRivera mouth in years.
BREAKING: Fox News' Geraldo Rivera on Hunter Biden: "Hunter Biden has been investigated for almost five years... nothing remotely criminal has been uncovered. Put up or shut up." Now let's get back to focusing on how Jared Kushner & Ivanka Trump got a $1.2 billion lease from a Qatari owned investment firm while they were in office and then got over $2 billion from the Saudis after leaving office.
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Kevin McCarthy and MAGA Republicans added $114,000,000,000 to the deficit to help billionaires evade their taxes. Republicans are only mad about spending when it actually helps working Americans.
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Folks: We have a new video to release and we want to thank Marjorie Taylor Greene for the inspiration. Yes, this is going to be good. Can we get 250 quick replies with #SaferWithBiden? Ready? Set. Go!
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Don't worry @ForGoodSolar you will die from the current air pollution from our other depleting power sources before you will affect anything. Should be Karen's Against Solar
An NPR and @FloodlightNews investigation found a GOP insider is spreading misinformation about solar's health and environmental risks, and her influence is continuing to grow. n.pr/3IBv4CK
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Hey @netflix I see why my bill has increased...
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So @SenRickScott is that person at #work who creates more work for you just to say they did work...
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Hey at #Webdesign #webdesigner #webdesigning From an IT person... can we PLEASE just keep the scroll bars like they used to be doens't need to float, or disappear or any other creative thing you learned this week. PLEASE !!!!!!!!
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