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TK1313

@Stormtrooper_PR

We are the PR team responsible for keeping the Imperial Stormtroopers image looking good... we may be the hardest working PR team in the galaxy!

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Joined May 2012
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Gary, why aren't you at your post?!
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#FACT If you were to remove all the organs from a human body & weigh them on a scale, that human would die. #TheMoreYouKnow #KneelBeforeZod
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#TellASadStoryInThreeWords Open exhaust port...
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#HappyValentinesDay everyone, from the Dark Side! Celebrate responsibly, make sure your special someone is NOT your sibling! #MTFBWY
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Burn me once, shame on you…throw me face down in burning of lava after cutting off my limbs, REALLY SHAME ON YOU, SO NOT COOL! #LifeLessons
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If history has taught us nothing else it's taught us if Washington & Lincoln were here today they'd follow @HalfOnionInABag! #HistoricalFact
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DeVos as Secretary of Education is a smart play for Trump. Dictator 101: easiest way to seize sustainable power, keep the masses UNeducated
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Public Service Announcement courtesy of our friends at @Imperial_Timez #SupportTheTroopers
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All news is FAKE NEWS except for @Imperial_Timez. Everyone should be reading @Imperial_Timez. So good... & MANDATORY!
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Any negative polls are FAKE NEWS. Sorry, ppl want galactic security & EXTREME VETTING... Alderaan did not pass extreme vetting process! Bad!
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Interesting, Trump's list of 78 "under-reported" terrorist attacks did NOT include Death Star I or II! #NeverForget #TheyTotallyForgot
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#TitleOfMySelfHelpBook
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I totally have a #CaseOfTheMondays today!
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Snoke revealed! #SteveBannon #Snoke #StarWars
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BREAKING: Palpatine, "If I knew watching a place self destruct was so much fun I'd have simply gotten @realDonaldTrump elected on Alderaan!"
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#DidYouKnow: Lord Vader once aspired to be an NFL player...until an unfortunate misunderstanding during a hand-off play #SuperBowl #StarWars
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Will, he should stop giving everyone so many easy opportunities! #PoorPOTUS nitter.gq/FoxNews/status/8282733…
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.@KellyannePolls: "Any chance people get to try to demean or diminish this president, they take it." @MediaBuzzFNC
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#DressLikeAWoman Only on Saturday nights, thank you very much!
#FF @Dear_Darth @Stormtrooper_PR & @DeathStarPR for some dark humor!
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Han Solo is only considered a "hero" because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured, okay?
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Grant me serenity to accept things I can't change; courage to change things I can; & funds to build a Death Star & bypass those other steps.
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