she/her | ace | AuDHD | 39 🚫 NSFW | no minors 🚫 Apparently I write fanfiction now...
Alabama, USA
Joined July 2019
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I turned my #Blitzø fanart into an acrylic #Blitzo standee and opened an Etsy shop!! He's 3"x 6" reclining so he won't block the view of taller standees! I only have 10 available right now, but if they do well I'll restock! #HelluvaBoss
#HelluvaBossBlitz
etsy.com/shop/SpooksOnParade
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Maybe the saddest thing about Blitzø isn't that he expects people to leave. It's that, even after everything, he still hopes they'll prove him wrong💔
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CLEAR THE SEARCHES THIS ISN’T A FUCKING GAME ANYMORE
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Blitzø slept on that couch for years because he gave the only room to his daughter Loona and he never complained about it, he gave him that couch without complaining either and he's probably on the damn ground now, Stolas I know you're privileged but damn 😭
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La puta planta no se menciona nunca más. Aún estoy esperando a QUE SE MENCIONE LA PUTA PLANTA DE NUEVO. También decir que me parte ahora más el alma ver lo enamorado que está Blitzz de Stolas y todo lo que hace y quiere hacer por él. (Ahora se me parte tanto el corazón no puedo)
Just out here dead naming a man he supposedly cares about, being ungrateful that said man gave him everything he has to try to make him more comfortable, bitching about his cooking & the closest thing he had to a bed. Wtf is going on?! Where is the real Stolas?! Was he taken?!
(26/?) oh wow Stolitz is really over, he said Blitzo with an o 💔 #helluvaboss
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>"but how is Stolas supposed to tell that Blitz feels bad if he doesn't open up"
yet Blitz can tell just fine, can't he?
>"Blitz not opening up is his own fault"
I wonder WHY Blitz wouldn't tell him anything! Shocking.
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I’ll interject myself in here bc I don’t think this is hating on 🦉but criticism about his writing and how the production is handling him as a character and his development. This season has been plagued by retcons that honestly make him look more and more unlikable each time. For me personally, Stolas even when making mistakes had Blitz interest in mind (that’s why all the “we need to brake the deal with the book” arc was so good) but after Mastermind it feels unfair to give 🦎the cold shoulder one time after another specially after their talk in court :/
Honestly, I agree with all of this. I'm still a Stolitz shipper, but it's gonna take a whole fuckin lot for that bird to deserve a canon relationship with Blitzø in my eyes, romantic or otherwise. He's not even being a good friend right now, and that upsets me
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When AO3 returns:
-Leave kudos on stories that made you smile/cry/laugh
-Comment on ones that ended months/years ago
-Share links of your favorites, and tag the author so they can see it!
-Don't forget how you felt today when you're tempted to rate someone's free piece of art💙
Wtf do you mean your favorite thing about the man who has literally been taking care of you for months is his "... ego?!" You don't deserve his dick, istf
AMA Reddit Questions:
What’s your favorite thing about Blitzø?
-His giant red ego 👀
#HelluvaBoss
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A thread of all of Stolases responds to questions on Reddit! #helluvaboss #HelluvaBossSeason3 (1/?)
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(10/?) HELLOOO??? STOLAS AGE DROP??? #helluvaboss #helluvabossspoilers
