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Oregon based, not a dad, not a husband, definitely in tech, definitely not in France, almost certainly a gambling addict. TV, movies, games, Disneyworld

Nice, France
Joined July 2024
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Me explaining how my app works after vibe coding the entire thing.
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I REFUSE to believe that she just snuck in a hot sauce promo...
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LMAO SHE RIGHT BACK ON HER CORRUPTION SHIIIIIII ✌🏾😭😭😭😭😭 First rule of order, EMBEZZLE?!?!??
Georgia-gov elect @KeishaBottoms (D) announces filmmaker Tyler Perry is a part of her transition team
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gold-star quality fall day 🎃🍁🎧🧣☕️
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Are we ready yet?
I’m not sure if Doja should be allowed to say Nigga but I understand that’s a topic most of you aren’t ready to have.
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you actually can’t miss a day on this app
Replying to @bilmelnika
They weren’t racist you fucking idiot.
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Using a global tragedy as a weapon to demand venues allow him to perform his dog shit music is definitely the most disgusting form of activism in recent years.
Macklemore shares the U.S. venues that declined to host his Free Palestine Tour: • Madison Square Garden • Prudential Center • Barclays Center • UBS Arena • Intuit Dome • Kia Forum • Crypto.com Arena • Chase Center • Climate Pledge Arena
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This tweet still haunting her half a decade later
She in racial chat rooms showing feet!!!
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Putting Tyler Perry on your transition team for the Georgia state government as one of your first actions as our governor…
Georgia-gov elect @KeishaBottoms (D) announces filmmaker Tyler Perry is a part of her transition team
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Doja Cat lore
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Hideki Kamiya green screen
Asking my biggest hater to UNBLOCK me on social media! Watch how easy it is.
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For years, my dad battled Parkinson’s disease. On Election Night, I got to tell him, “Pop, we won.” This morning, he passed away. A part of me believes he held on just long enough to see his son make it to Congress. He won’t be there when I’m sworn in. But I know he’ll be standing right beside me. Rest easy, Daddy. I’ll take it from here. These next two years are for you ❤️
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I KNEW WHO HE WAS BECAUSE I WAS A FAN OF HIS SHIT I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS A FUCKIN ALT RIGHT BIGOT
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何度見ても最高やなー…笑
16年前のMega64の動画です 「Rocconetta」が街中で大暴れ!😂 昨日はなんと、そのRoccoさん @rocco_botte が、クローバーズの大阪スタジオに遊びに来てくれました! 神谷とも懐かしい思い出話で盛り上がりました! youtube.com/watch?v=yxE6H83X… #CLOVERS #Mega64 #Bayonetta
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Dis who these black and non blacks are defending btw
Doja Cat goes off on fan who called her out for dating her alleged racist white streamer boyfriend J. Cyrus who was accused of abusing multiple women: “I WANT YALL TO READ THIS COMMENT AND TAKE IT AS A MESSAGE. I DONT GIVE A F*CK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE I NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL GIVE A F*CK WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME OR MY PERSONAL LIFE GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE MISERABLE H*ES НАНА!.”
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They’re really letting her rewrite history lol.
Doja Cat deletes and reposts cropped photo after being called out for wearing a shirt of alleged Neo-Nazi comedian Sam Hyde: “🙄🙄🙄…”
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being an Avatar Korra defender is no joke. She's like Jesus to me. I would die for this shit.
We don't play about avatar korra in this house
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“Nothing I’ve done is racist” 🫩
BECAUSE I DIDNT DO SHIT WRONG TO YOU OR ANYONE ELSE. NOTHING IVE DONE IS RACIST. I WILL NEVER EVER APOLOGIZE FOR A DAMN THING AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE GRAVE AS WILL I. THIS ISNT THE JUSTICE YOU THINK IT IS. THAT WHITE MAN YOU THINK IM PANDERING TO AND FOLDING OVER FOR IS PATTING *YOU* ON THE BACK. NOT ME.
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Charlie Kirk said Texas would never vote for Democrats in his lifetime. He was right! 😂
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Laura Loomer announces sudden social media and podcast hiatus immediately following Trump advisor @alexbrusewitz claiming to have paid for posts from her. Loomer has been calling skeptics of US-Israel relations "Qatari shills" for years. kiwifarms.net/threads/laura-…
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