Financial Planner & financial wellness speaker. Concert junkie. ⭕️ Foodie. Work hard, be kind, travel, go see live music.
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What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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can’t even be bothered to find out what the $12.99 is from apple anymore
whatever bro just take it I got a lot going on
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Dear everyone who bought tickets for the Goose after party,
You are amazing. I’m relatively sure this was the biggest on-sale we’ve ever had for a DJ Brownie show. I’m not surprised. There is a lot of crossover with the Biscuits and Goose communities and the goose community has been incredibly welcoming and supportive as well. And we have the mystery band which is so fun as well.
I can see it’s gonna be a huge show at this point and I’m super excited to reveal the band, come back to AC and party all night with you.
To everyone else:
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“Far left” and it’s just a mfer saying a full time job should cover rent and groceries.a
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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This might sound crazy.
But one of the skills you NEED to learn is how to deal with a more and more illiterate society full of emotionally dysregulated people.
If you keep getting frustrated every day over how "ďumb" everything/everyone seems, the stress of it is going to wreck your mind.
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Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “So do you guys think the bird was actually for sale or no”
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David Bailey’s final stat line against the Browns is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS:
• 57 total defensive snaps (8th on team)
• 7 total pressures (1st on team)
• 3 sacks (1st on team)
• 4 QB hits (1st on team)
• 3 QB hurries (1st on team)
• 6 STOPS (1st on team)
• 7 total tackles (2nd on team)
• 1 FF (1st on team)
The Jets rookie DE is already one of the SCARIEST pass rushers in the NFL 🤯🔥
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Just got fired from Apple. I was the guy who designed the AirPods to shoot out of the case at high speeds whenever you drop it.
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The great irony that in age of inattention and short videos and distractions frying people it may be @phish going deeper and deeper with jams - 41, 26 mins etc-and you look around- no one on their phone. Everyone focused. It’s 2026 and Phish is out here saving brain cells
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Every day that I work from home, I get something I call a “Rich Fat Guy Lunch” which consists of a fresh baguette from the local French bakery, half a peppered salame, and half a wheel of Brie
It’s 1500 calories and I feel like shit from the hours of 1 to 3 PM
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For $200, I’ll come over wearing a tool belt and a branded polo and tell your wife the renovation she wants to do is impossible because that’s a load bearing wall
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BIG NEWS, MILWAUKEE! 🪿💨
We’re playing the official @goosetheband afterparty in the atrium of @mhltheatre immediately after Goose finishes their SOLD OUT show on Saturday, November 7th!
Let’s keep the party rollin’ all night long 🔥 FREE ENTRY for all Goose ticket holders!
