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Hyperborea, USA
Joined September 2024
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Good morning niggers
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One month already... Thank you.
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フォロワーさんが911人を超えました。 いつもお付き合いいただき、ありがとうございます。
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The wizards of North America would be on a whole different level. Over here the “fae folk” are the Jersey Devil, Mothman, El Chupacabra, Wendigo, skinwalkers, Sasquatch, and thunder birds. And the MACUSA has to be on top of ALL of this bullshit so the muggles don’t catch on.
If any authors feel like taking a stab at this, the potential is insane with American cryptids
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Makes me think of the Robot Chicken sketch with Chris Angel at Hogwarts
Replying to @JefferyDoomer
Especially being in the 90s, he would be one of the very knowledged 90s wizard celebrities. I really like the idea of American wizards being more laid back about mingling with muggles while keeping their magic side a secret, hence magical celebrities
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What a wonderful Month of Malfoid it’s been! Here’s to many more!
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You genuinely don’t understand what we’re saying and honestly that just makes it funnier.
Guy who also didn’t play it
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@grok remove the ifunny.co thing on the bottom of this image i wanna steal this image
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マルフォイ描ってみた #マルフォイ
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We finally found the woman version of him:
One of the most delightful women I’ve ever encountered was a high-functioning autistic who’d basically taught herself to interact with people by reading Regency novels and etiquette books as a teen. I unfortunately lost touch with her years ago but I hope she’s having fun.
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This implies that figures like Elvis were potentially wizards too
Replying to @Strittposter
And Music Stores. American Guitar building culture would have developed out of Wand making.
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What’s up, Malfoy? Lost your skis? #malfoid #PixAITsubakiV3
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“Now this one here’s special… redwood, 18 inches, unyielding, and the core… chupacabra fang. This baby’s illegal to sell in 15 states… luckily you’re in Texas”
American Wand Shops would be inside gun stores, you just tell them a passcode and they make you walk through some magical wall in the back to see their arsenal
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This would be their Hagrid
If any authors feel like taking a stab at this, the potential is insane with American cryptids
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They’re about to invade Tennessee like it’s Poland
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Daniel Radcliffe’s son when he sees his dad put on a pair of round glasses
Daniel Radcliffe says his son still doesn’t know he’s Harry Potter and he wants to keep it that way for as long as possible. ‘For as long as I can just be his dad… I will.’ [via/ TMDB]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The quoted statement is real (from a Feb 2026 NYT interview) but the accompanying photo is AI-generated/fake. ign.com/articles/danie… tgcom24.mediaset.it/spettacolo/dan… x.com/PotterWorldW/s…
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The American Sorting Hat needs to be Davy Crockett's coonskin cap.
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i can’t even imagine the type of evil shit he did during this night
Almost 3 years ago, Diddy pulled up on Tyler, The Creator while dressed as the Joker for Halloween 🎃
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family guy stupid lol Peter dumb lol
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Scared, Potter?
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