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Waheed

@StrwbrryWaffles

The Earl of Chutney (according to my friend, Chuck, once)

 Fairfax, VA
Joined November 2010
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Dumb cunts like you have been saying this to me since I was 6 years old, You won, I wanna leave the country I was born and raised in, but I can’t cause you won’t wear a fucking mask
Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) profile pictureTomi Lahren
@TomiLahren5 Jul 2020
If you don’t like this country there are about 200 others to choose from. Pick one and leave.
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Man, I haven’t tweeted in ages, but this fucking sucks. @DragonflyJonez @Guardabascio @LaJethroJenkins @JacksonSafon y’all are the best, forever the homies. See ya at the next stop (even if it costs me money)
Jenkins And Jonez (@JenkinsAndJonez) profile pictureJenkins And Jonez@JenkinsAndJonez27 Feb 2025
The Dookie Butt of the Week is: Jenkins & Jonez Today was our last episode with The Volume. Thanks for all the great memories for the last four years, we truly appreciate you
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Hey @AmericanAir been on your plane to dc in Chicago for 3+ hours. Supposed to be in DC over 2 hours ago. Y’all gonna do anything about this egregious delay? Or just gonna continue to ruin your customers’ day
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Roxy@RoxyTall3 Jan 2023
do you think when firefighters blow out their birthday candles it’s just like more work to them
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Zito@_Zeets3 Jan 2023
The possibility of a player dying has been hanging over this sport since forever. Players give a thumbs up signal when they get carted off to let the fans shed the weight of that thought all the time. Let’s not pretend that this is not the huge unspoken fear.
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Morocco, 732 Morocco, 2022 🤝 WE HAVE CONQUERED THE IBERIAN PENINSULA AND ARE PREPARED TO BATTLE FRANCE
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This whole railroad workers episode further clarifies that the "essential worker" discourse we've been bombarded with for almost 3 yrs is about disciplining workers to labor in perilous conditions, and not about respecting and protecting the people who do vital work.
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Sometimes I act like a bear and use a doorframe or a tree to scratch my back #tallpeopleproblems?
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I woke up at 11:11 on 11/11 that means my impossible wish will come true right??
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Paddington is such a sweet bear, how can Peter Capaldi and Hugh Grant dislike him so much??
Replying to @TheAuthorGuy
@TheAuthorGuy
Image from Voodoo Highway (@voodoohighway)
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Say what you want about the quality of Netflix originals, but they sure as fuck shell out for great soundtracks
Oh hey y’all my instagram got hacked and I can’t fix it, so if you follow me there, unfollow, block and report please. I don’t want them to have access to y’all’s personal life
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Could a million dollars even buy doing two chicks at the same time any more?
Image from Elika Sadeghi (@elikasadeghi)
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They say Alicent was in racial chat rooms showing feet!
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I really detest medical professionals holding renewing medication prescriptions over your head conditional upon you seeing them. Especially when you have a history of you taking that medication.
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Skip the museum and take their price of admission ($25/adults) or membership (starting at $25/annual for students) over to the PMA Union's strike fund 🥰 adl3.betterworld.org/campaig…
AFSCME Local 397 Strike Fund | AFSCME DC47 Local 397

AFSCME Local 397 Strike Fund | AFSCME DC47 Local 397

adl3.betterworld.org
Philadelphia Museum of Art (@philamuseumart) profile picturePhiladelphia Museum of Art@philamuseumart16 Sep 2022
Image from Philadelphia Museum of Art (@philamuseumart)
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Hey NFL teams, hire me as your time management consultant. I promise I can do better than any of your head coaches
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The line: “I’m sorry I interrupted your murder orgy.” Will always make me laugh
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Lon Harris
@Lons4 Sep 2022
Imagine some foolish billionaire spent $1 billion making a TV show out of your favorite book, and you refuse to watch it because the actors are the wrong color. That's its own punishment!
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