Stu Rees

Bald statement of the day

Just gone ten .and ready 4 bed . How things change 💤

My first day as blacksmith didn't go to well. Boss asked have you ever shoed a horse b4. I said no but I told a donkey to fuck off once

Going to be 2000 plus Carlisle fans in Morecambe this afternoon eh

When you u have a really hot curry put bog roll in fridge #help@life

Two and a half hours of my life. Cheers captain America what a load of shit

When the best place to be is alone

Loved spending the night chatting to someone as weird me . And no alcohol.

Just found a pair of knickers in my dirty washing. Had to sniff um to find out who's thay r . Jks. But they're not very comfortable

Has barkley scored yet @SRogerson101 @jamie_woodend

Don't really like McDonald's. But that lass off the advert. Sumat in my pants likes McDonald's #ohhhhmacdonald

Diving with crocodiles fuck that u absolute loon #rivermonsters

Mardy vardy

Quote of the day. It's like someone steeling your car and asking if you want a lift to the bus stop