Stuart Raybould

@CanalRiverTrust what’s the story with the blocked section of Bham and Fazeley Canal and Towpath I encountered this morning? Thx

100% correct but also

@inrng an update on your what pro sponsors do section, you can now buy some INEOS in Asda of all places

“Well I for one would never use any cosmetic product until it had been methodically dripped in to the eyes of some feeble minded rodent”

@badlyparkedbrum @yplac a couple from the Midlands over bank holiday weekend including a @Wankpanzer

@FootballCliches the latest in “whisper it quietly” news from the cycling world. I can confirm this is appropriate use of the phrase. Bernal, a Tour de France and Giro d’italia winner was nearly paralysed in a training crash two years ago but has slowly built himself back up 1/2

It’s called the Octagon

Brain has left the convo, would not be able to deal

Based on his current approach, he could arrive 2 mins behind the peloton

@jozolmos @medicinexthings