Comedian Stavros Halkias says he used to be a UFC fan but it's become "impossible" for him to enjoy fights now, because it's become a "MAGA suck off" "If you're still sucking Trump's c**k, you're a moron. And I believe Dana White has been throating him pretty well recently."

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Ted Lieu · Nov 6, 2026 · 8:51 AM UTC

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Dear @WhiteHouse: trump’s name will never be on the Kennedy Center or the Reflecting Pool. The trump arch will not be built. And in two years, Congress and the next Administration will erase trump’s name and stench from everything he has touched. Ozymandias

CSPAN

@cspanNov 5

Veteran on President Trump's proposed arch: "We reject the vanity, the worship of a single man, over the 400,000 that have earned the right to be remembered; that have earned the right to keep an eye over our nation as they look towards the Lincoln Memorial."

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Jose Canseco · Nov 5, 2026 · 11:37 PM UTC

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@JoseCansecoNov 5

On Tuesday night America rejected scumbags like John Rocker

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Dustin Nickerson · Nov 5, 2026 · 3:10 PM UTC

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Dustin Nickerson@DustinNickersonNov 5

Cybertrucks are called PT Losers now

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Xavier Mendoza · Nov 4, 2026 · 11:47 PM UTC

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Xavier Mendoza@GodzillaMendozaNov 4

I've always thought Mississippi kinda looks like Carl from the Simpsons

Image from Xavier Mendoza (@GodzillaMendoza)

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☀️ WAKE & FAKE 🎨 · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:50 AM UTC

☀️ WAKE & FAKE 🎨@StucassoNov 4

🌊

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☀️ WAKE & FAKE 🎨 · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:45 PM UTC

☀️ WAKE & FAKE 🎨@StucassoNov 4

finally

David Fleming · Oct 30, 2026 · 12:35 AM UTC

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David Fleming@FlemFileOct 30

Canceling rallies because you got heckled is like whining about a college because a kid called you corny

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Simpsons Quotes · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:03 PM UTC

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Simpsons Quotes@Simpsons_tweetsOct 28

Image from Simpsons Quotes (@Simpsons_tweets)

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☀️ WAKE & FAKE 🎨 · Oct 23, 2026 · 3:59 PM UTC

☀️ WAKE & FAKE 🎨@StucassoOct 23

fascisssssssssm

Seung Min Kim

@seungminkimOct 23

WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration sues to block Alaska Senate race certification if Republican loses, citing candidate name confusion.

☀️ WAKE & FAKE 🎨 · Oct 21, 2026 · 10:57 AM UTC

☀️ WAKE & FAKE 🎨@StucassoOct 21

every single thing this man does, is a lie.

News to Remember

@allchronologyOct 20

Kudos to the camera man. He decided NOPE - ain’t letting him pull this shit. Not today. Not on my watch.

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Three Year Letterman · Oct 18, 2026 · 1:14 AM UTC

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Three Year Letterman

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For a Baptist, the ND v. BYU game is very simple You’re all going to hell

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This You? · Oct 16, 2026 · 4:07 PM UTC

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This You?

@Thiss_YouuOct 16

Welp! Deleted

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☀️ WAKE & FAKE 🎨 · Oct 13, 2026 · 10:53 PM UTC

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is it gonna be called ‘Women’?

Variety

@VarietyOct 13

‘Girls’ Shocker: Lena Dunham Sets Revival at HBO With Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet, Jemima Kirke Returning variety.com/2026/tv/news/gir…

‘Girls’ Shocker: Lena Dunham Sets Revival at HBO With Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet, Jemima Kirke...

HBO is reviving 'Girls,' with Lena Dunham, Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet, Jemima Kirke and Andrew Rannells returning.

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☀️ WAKE & FAKE 🎨 · Oct 12, 2026 · 3:46 PM UTC

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Deport Elon Musk. Not only did he know about all this, it was the literal plan.

Jamie Dupree

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Ukraine hits another Yandex data center in Russia and Cloudflare data shows Russian bot traffic dropping dramatically. Might have an impact right before the November elections.