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Winnie & Jax 'Parody'

@StumpyLegsATX

The Winnie Monster (Corgi) and Gentleman Jax (Dachshund and Snuggle Bug) from Austin, TX https://nitter.gq/t.co/D1GR8uSlPZ

 Austin, TX
Joined November 2021
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I was playing in the plants and ended up with a flower in my ear!
Monster with a flower in her ear

ALT Monster with a flower in her ear

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derek guy
@dieworkwearSep 19
Honestly surprised he didn't go for some dumb nationalistic branding like "American Intelligence."
Andrew Curran (@AndrewCurran_) profile pictureAndrew Curran
@AndrewCurran_Sep 19
President Trump is considering a new name for AI.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 (@gtconway3d) profile picture
George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
@gtconway3dJul 28
„Mein Präsident“
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparJul 28
Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
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Dessert! Vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup and coconut snack cake!
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mariana Z (@mariana057) profile picturemariana Z
@mariana05718 Sep 2025
If anyone needs some motivation today, call (707) 873-7862. It’s a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk…
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This is what keeps me frm going nuts in my old age It’s about remaining motivated in my craft & retaining passion for creating food as a retired pro chef & restaurant owner We’re small fry & pretty clumsy in our videography but my 18 yo & I enjoy being content creators
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You should subscribe! Archie has very accessible recipes!
Chef Archie Pie from Worcestershire (@chefarchiepie) profile pictureChef Archie Pie from Worcestershire
@chefarchiepie25 Aug 2025
This is what keeps me frm going nuts in my old age It’s about remaining motivated in my craft & retaining passion for creating food as a retired pro chef & restaurant owner We’re small fry & pretty clumsy in our videography but my 18 yo & I enjoy being content creators
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Love love love DG
derek guy (@dieworkwear) profile picturederek guy
@dieworkwear11 Aug 2025
Some of the crimes I've seen in Washington DC: — Beige sweater with beige chinos — Jacket sleeve tag left on — Tan shoes with navy suits — Giant Windsor knots (triple felony with the metal sports watch paired with dark suit and French cuffs)
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Peter Morley
@morethanmySLE3 Jul 2025
As someone on SSDI, Medicare, Medicaid and SNAP who is chronically ill and disabled, my heart breaks for our country. Medicaid pays for my 38 meds. This big UGLY Bill that will now be signed into law is cruel, costly & people will die. I will keep fighting and never give up. 🙏💜
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Replying to @MediawatchNw
Oh Rob this is amazing news I am so happy for you☮️
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Rob Wood@MediawatchNw19 Jun 2025
Thank you all for the wonderful thoughts and prayers yesterday. They mattered. I just took off my eye shield to put drops in and I can see!!! First time in four months. Heading back to the surgeon the morning for the follow up. Again, love you all!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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derek guy
@dieworkwear11 Jun 2025
If the US wants to deport all undocumented immigrants, it should be honest about the people who make up this community. These are difficult, complex stories that I hope inspire a sense of compassion.
Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 (@JudiciaryDems) profile pictureSenate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸
@JudiciaryDems11 Jun 2025
DACA recipient: My name's Mariana. DACA changed my life. I graduated from a top university, passed state and national legislation, served the State of Florida and citizens of Miami, even danced at the Latin GRAMMYs. That’s why I stand confused. I’ve held my end of the bargain.
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Great thread.
derek guy (@dieworkwear) profile picturederek guy
@dieworkwear10 Jun 2025
This is untrue. I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵
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derek guy
@dieworkwear10 Jun 2025
This is untrue. I see you're a luxury watch dealer. I'm also interested in watches. Let me show you how free and easy migration has allowed you to earn a living. 🧵
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We are enforcing artificial scarcity to justify and protect the hoarding of wealth by the oligarchs. In no reasonable society does someone need, or deserve 300 billion dollars.
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Also, Bezos bought a half billion dollar boat and is planning a 600 million dollar wedding. Yeah... eat the rich.
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derek guy
@dieworkwear9 Jun 2025
They want you to believe this from the footage posted online, but it's not reflective of people's daily experiences in multicultural areas. In 1977, NYC's summer blackout resulted in widespread looting and arson. In 2019, after mass immigration, this was NYC's summer blackout:
Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) profile pictureCharlie Kirk
@charliekirk119 Jun 2025
Multiculturalism is a failure.
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derek guy
@dieworkwear9 Jun 2025
honestly didn't expect this is what would happen when i joined a menswear forum 15 years ago
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Lentil & Spinach Dhal Ridiculously delicious considering the cheapness of the ingredients and simplicity of the preparation
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Replying to @AndyandFrankie
Good thinking, I wish for everybody to be safe and for the smoke to clear… We’ve had danger of fire warnings twice in Chicago of all places! Please stay safe at the US border and I love our neighbours in Canada!
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derek guy
@dieworkwear14 May 2025
how coincidental that annoying people i know were all found to have copies of ayn rand's "the fountainhead"
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