This senior looking dude next to me is blasting Chris Benoit matches at full volume on his phone

Anyone ever watch Faces of Death?

I swear there’s a kid on this lobby who’s screaming exactly like Celebi in Pokemon 4ever

Had a dream I almost got into a knife fight with Cloris Leechman Here’s a picture of a dog

I only ask the hard questions

I’m very hard to find during opera season

Nothing like that new asphalt smell

I hear that

Almost only counts in handshoes and horse grenades and

Godfather 3 is the best Godfather

My mom excitedly called me earlier today to inform me she witnessed an old man walking down the street whose pants spontaneously fell down

Delaware got hit by the EMP bomb

Action shot #AEWDynamite

Kid got knocked silly by Juice Robinson hitting the guardrail #AEW

Officially out of retirement: come watch me gorge on fried mushrooms at the Kennett mushroom in 40 minutes

That’s $400 you’re donating then, right?

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Had a cool dream last night where I was trapped in some Planet of The Apes looking world and I was talking to this Dr.Zaius guy and I asked him coyly “hey can you do me a favor?” “Just die” as I stabbed him. I think I got overrun by apes after but it was worth it

Found my new favorite fightcade name called “MonkeyPiss”