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Who knew a sound desk could blue screen. RIP

Wow it must be good! These 2 different real people both had the same experience!

So @ubereats_uk is an absolute joke. 1st driver went to my food. Cancelled on the shop doorstep. 2nd driver did everything but go in the direction of my food. Just went on a drive around for 45 mins. Then cancelled. Now I'm sat here waiting for a 3rd driver...for the last 15 mins

I think Drayton Manor wins the award for worst operations. You'd think the park was closed with how slow they dispatch all their rides. Good lord. It's quiet here but it's 1pm and I've done 1 ride

Don't worry Netflix. I finished friends 20 years ago

My god @PlayOverwatch sort your awful Comp scoring system out. I won a game where for the whole match my team had only 4 people. I got 19% from that. Then i lost a game that was super close the whole way through and lost 21%?? WTF? Are these numbers just pulled out your arse?

I don't know what it says about me when the main thing that's going around in my head troubling me recently is whether I should get a Merlin Season pass or not...

My god @virginmedia is so bad. Every single day at essentially the same time the Internet just dies. And they do not give a shit. Its fine. Its not interrupting and ruining your day so its fine....

.@PlayOverwatch @OWCavalry Torb and Junkrat are M.I.A. We have a massive conspiracy on our hands here stop the presses

Decided to update my name and image. Cos why not. I hadnt changed them in like 10 years

Well. Apparently you need to pay to use TweetDeck now. So I guess thats my time on Twitter over cos the standard website is dogshite.

Solicitors are the worst. I'm paying them a stupid amount of money and they can't even respond to an email and only seem to do any work when I call to ask why they haven't done any work 😡

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen

Its my twitter anniversary apparently. Yay i guess?

I dream of a day where Virgin Media is able to give me an internet connection that doesnt cut out randomly for a few seconds all the time.

The Queen was meant to outlive me! This is very sad news. The Queen was a great person and was someone who made me proud to be British. Even though you knew it would happen one day. Its still weird to see it happen.

Genuinely so sad to find out that Technoblade has passed away losing his fight with cancer. He was an absolute legend of a youtuber and it was amazing to root for him and watch him blow up on youtube over the years getting the fame he deserved. The best always go too soon :(

#Heardle #21 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ heardle.app got it with half a second of white noise

I got suspended from @PlayOverwatch for 15mins and penalized cos battle net kicked me offline cos of server problems. thanks Blizzard.