Hair Stylist Probs✂

If you walk in and ask for Kim K’s blonde hair, I quit.

If it doesn’t nourish your soul or your hair… let it go. ✨

When they ask for "ash blonde" and then say it looks "too cool" when dried.

You know you’re a hair stylist when “I’ll do you, if you do me.” has a different meaning.

Your prices aren’t too high. That’s just not your customer.

When my black clothes are covered in your dry shampoo, you may need to calm down on how much you’re using.

You don’t have to help me with your cape or your hair at the shampoo bowl. I promise you all of your hair will indeed be washed.

I know you’re super excited to tell me this story, but please keep your head still unless you want 77 bleach marks through your hair..

When your client is late AF and blames it on traffic but has Starbucks in hand. 😏 At least have a second one for me..

Facts

When your client lies and says they don’t have box color on their hair..