Subway Problems

Which shift do you prefer?

I drown my sandwiches in a mixture of Chipotle and Sriracha. Fight me.

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Making your own sandwich> any sandwich on the menu.

I want nothing more than a chicken bacon ranch on flatbread 😢

My manager was such a mess at one point in his life that we had to physically go to his house and roll him out of bed in the mornings and get him ready for work. We were like family♥ lmao

I had this one asshole customer come in, order a BLT, watched me make it, and he ate it. Next day, my manager gave him a free BMT because I made him the wrong sandwich. -____- #FuckYouDavid

My managers biggest flex was being at subway 10+ years. Bitch didn’t even have a drivers license 💀

Nothing ruined my day more than getting Black Forest ham juice on my shirt. 🤮

What's the craziest thing you've done at Subway?

So back when I was at the Walmart Subway, I would get a huge Icee and buy some beer for my Icee. Life was good.

The Subways I've worked at all closed and I'm here for it. #FuckYouSam

I wonder how Jared is doing in prison. I hope he likes it in the butt.

Yo, IDGF what the Karens in SF say, Subway tuna is straight fire.

It's been 5 years since my last tweet here wtf